{"id":10564,"date":"2022-08-20T15:54:33","date_gmt":"2022-08-20T14:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=10564"},"modified":"2024-04-09T07:26:57","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T06:26:57","slug":"sa-te-bukura-lajmet-sot-sa-e-embel-buzeqeshja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=10564","title":{"rendered":"Sa t\u00eb bukura “lajmet” sot, sa e \u00ebmb\u00ebl buz\u00ebqeshja!"},"content":{"rendered":"

sguraziu – 20 g 2022<\/em><\/p>\n

(…p\u00ebr shp\u00ebrndarjen e lajmeve vet\u00eb s’kam si t’mos jem kopjac, ama t\u00eb vriten buz\u00ebqeshjet \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj si t’i vras\u00ebsh ata trumcak\u00ebt e vegj\u00ebl t\u00eb shpres\u00ebs<\/strong>…)<\/p>\n

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…ja, thuase na ishte aq e “pamundur”, sot paskemi lajme supeeeer, as t\u00eb m\u00ebrrolura as hi\u00e7, fort bukur – uroj q\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb k\u00ebshtu t’na jen\u00eb “lajmet”, pa sforcime, precize, t\u00eb sakta, t\u00eb verifikuara, koncize, t\u00eb men\u00e7ura, t\u00eb v\u00ebrtetuara, t\u00eb shkurtra, pozitive, t\u00eb qarta, optimistike, t\u00eb thjeshta, simplistike, t\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshura… etj etj. nj\u00eb milion etj.<\/p>\n

…s’ka si m\u00eb bukur, madje, aty ku i lexova e gjeta dhe nj\u00eb foto t\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshur t\u00eb Kurtit, sepse aq e rrall\u00eb kjo mrekulli, i kopjova me foto e me tekst, tekefundit p\u00ebr shp\u00ebrndarjen e lajmeve vet\u00eb s’kam si t’mos jem kopjac, edhe ata i kishin kopjuar nga dikush tjet\u00ebr, tutje ata t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt kopjuar nga Twitter… e keshtu me radh\u00eb, kopjim pas kopjimi, meq\u00eb lajmet s’mund t’i shpik\u00ebsh vet\u00eb as t’i stis\u00ebsh, menj\u00ebher\u00eb pas ndodhis\u00eb o duhet t’i d\u00ebgjosh me vesh\u00ebt e tu, o nga ndokush, o t’i lexosh diku, o t’i kopjosh, o t’i p\u00ebrkthesh, o t’i p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsosh (sadopak t’i stilizosh) etj etj…<\/p>\n

…sa p\u00ebr nj\u00eb grim\u00eb lustrim q\u00eb u shtohet lajmeve aty-k\u00ebtu, kjo ka t’b\u00ebj\u00eb me “diferencimin”, nd\u00ebrrohet sadopak “layout”, aty-k\u00ebtu shtohet ndonj\u00eb foto tjet\u00ebr, ndonj\u00eb grafik\u00eb simpatike, sepse duhet pak\u00ebz laryshi, p\u00ebrndryshe s’do i dallonim, e gjith\u00eb faqja e gazet\u00ebs do na dilte “uniforme”, si petat e flis\u00eb, sidoqoft\u00eb… e t’u g\u00ebzova p\u00ebr foton sa mos pyet, p\u00ebrndryshe Kurtit dhe ca dit\u00eb duhen, padyshim do ia v\u00ebn\u00eb nofk\u00ebn “mrrolan”, “PM Mrrolani”, “Primus Mrrolani”, “Optimus Mrrolani” o di\u00e7 ngjash\u00ebm, pasi njihet si nj\u00ebri nga m\u00eb t\u00eb “m\u00ebrrolurit” e Internetit, qebesa mos m\u00eb akuzoni p\u00ebr dembeli, k\u00ebrkova por kot… as Interneti s’kishte si i filt\u00ebronte “m\u00ebrrolat” e tij…<\/p>\n

…sa p\u00ebr Miss-Presidenten Osmani, no comment… asaj i lumt\u00eb, rrall\u00eb e hi\u00e7kurr\u00eb i mungon buz\u00ebqeshja, madje them se portreti i saj zyrtar s’e ka as dhe nj\u00eb grim\u00eb “buz\u00ebn” t\u00eb stisur, gjoja stisje momentale enkas sa p\u00ebr poz\u00ebn, s’jam ekspert i fotovo ama sa p\u00ebr buz\u00ebqeshjet s’ngelem mbrapa ekspert\u00ebve (dmth e pata fjal\u00ebn p\u00ebr aso portrete q\u00eb shkrepen pran\u00eb Flamurit, q\u00eb vet\u00eb foto-ekspert\u00ebt e shtetit i zgjedhin me kokall\u00eb, dhe i zyrtarizojn\u00eb)…<\/p>\n

…sepse Miss-Presidentja (e respektuar, jo vet\u00ebm si nj\u00eb Zonj\u00eb, apo vet\u00ebm si Krye-Zonj\u00eb, ashtu-k\u00ebshtu madje dhe protokol-isht, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb i p\u00ebrkulemi si xhentilmana me xhepat plot respekt), ajo e di fort mir\u00eb \u00e7’do t\u00eb thot\u00eb BUZ\u00cbQESHJA, r\u00ebnd\u00ebsia e buz\u00ebqeshjes \u00ebsht\u00eb e pakrahasueshme, t\u00eb kaloj\u00eb dita pa buz\u00ebqeshjen \u00ebsht\u00eb pothuaj nj\u00eb dit\u00eb e humbur (k\u00ebshtu thon\u00eb urt\u00ebsit\u00eb e bot\u00ebs), nd\u00ebrsa un\u00eb them t\u00eb vriten buz\u00ebqeshjet \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj si t’i vras\u00ebsh ata trumcak\u00ebt e vegj\u00ebl t\u00eb shpres\u00ebs…<\/p>\n

…le t’ia shtojm\u00eb nj\u00eb shembull (kot, sa p\u00ebr ta ilustruar akoma m\u00eb mir\u00eb “fuqin\u00eb e buz\u00ebqeshjes”), imagjino t\u00eb dikurshmen, bukuroshja Vjosa t’mos i kishte buz\u00ebqeshur dikur t\u00eb dashurit t\u00eb vet, asnj\u00ebher\u00eb… prore e “akullt”, stoikisht zem\u00ebrgur (e m\u00ebrrolur si fotot e Kurtit), boooo i ngrati (dmth. dikur, jo tani… s’duhet ngat\u00ebrruar skenarin) s’p\u00ebrjashtohet mund\u00ebsia q\u00eb lumturushi i saj, at\u00ebher\u00eb e k\u00ebsaj dite do na kishte ngelur pa t\u00eb – \u00ebsht\u00eb tep\u00ebr serioze puna e buz\u00ebqeshjeve, “konsekuencat” mund t’jen\u00eb t\u00eb paimagjinueshme, fal\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshjes s\u00eb saj, sot buz\u00ebqesh dhe ai, aspak m\u00eb ndryshe por si nj\u00eb lumturush : )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

sguraziu – 20 g 2022 (…p\u00ebr shp\u00ebrndarjen e lajmeve vet\u00eb s’kam si t’mos jem kopjac, ama t\u00eb vriten buz\u00ebqeshjet \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj si t’i vras\u00ebsh ata trumcak\u00ebt e vegj\u00ebl t\u00eb shpres\u00ebs…) …ja, thuase na ishte aq e “pamundur”, sot paskemi lajme… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}