{"id":12229,"date":"2023-02-20T20:22:33","date_gmt":"2023-02-20T19:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12229"},"modified":"2024-04-09T05:18:11","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T04:18:11","slug":"obama-trump-dhe-shtepia-roze-jo-e-bardhe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12229","title":{"rendered":"Obama, Trump, dhe “Sht\u00ebpia Roz\u00eb” (jo e Bardh\u00eb)!"},"content":{"rendered":"

(sguraziu \u2013 ap, dhjetor 2012 – pak humor)<\/em><\/p>\n

Padyshim ju kujtohet kur Donald Trump (ai pasaniku i madh, ai pronari i show-spektaklit “Miss Universe” – po e cek\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb detaj, sepse m\u00eb duhet m\u00eb posht\u00eb n\u00eb kontekst – ndon\u00ebse pronar dhe i shum\u00e7kaje tjet\u00ebr, s’ia mohon kush as pronat as zot\u00ebsin\u00eb ) e pati akuzuar z. Obama se ky nuk qenk\u00ebsh tamam “amerikan”, se nuk kishte \u00e7ertifikat\u00eb valide t\u00eb lindjes. Dhe p\u00ebr ta v\u00ebrtetuar amerikanizmin e vet, z. Obama at\u00ebbot\u00eb u desh ta gjente \u00e7ertifikat\u00ebn “ku \u00ebsht\u00eb e ku s’\u00ebsht\u00eb”. T\u00eb ngratit i pat\u00ebn dal\u00eb mjaft telashe, u desh ta shkundulloste pluhurin nga gjith\u00eb arkivat n\u00eb Hawaii p\u00ebr ta gjetur d\u00ebshmin\u00eb. Dhe pirolla i qoft\u00eb, me fakte e faktosi se kishte lindur “amerikan”, e jo eskimez!<\/p>\n

N\u00eb rregull, \u00e7ertifikata nga Hawaii e pati “vulosur” nj\u00ebher\u00eb e p\u00ebrgjithmon\u00eb amerikanizmin e tij. \u00c7lirim i madh, frym\u00ebmarrje e thell\u00eb, na ishte se \u00e7’na ishte. S’\u00ebsht\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb ta nxirosin jet\u00ebn, ama s’ke \u00e7’b\u00ebn. Sidoqoft\u00eb, buz\u00ebqeshja e tij nuk n\u00ebkuptonte se duhej dhe t\u00eb harronte. Assesi jo, natyrisht q\u00eb do revanshohej, thjesht sa t’vinte ai moment-momentumi ideal. Dhe k\u00ebshtu, her\u00ebt o m\u00eb von\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka do vinte n\u00eb vendin e vet, nj\u00ebsoj si \u00e7ertifikata q\u00eb pati ardhur nga Hawaii.<\/p>\n

N\u00eb nj\u00eb gala-mbr\u00ebmje (n\u00ebse s’gabohem ishte di\u00e7 festive, kuptohet aty prezent dhe z. Trump), derisa Presidenti Obama filloi t\u00eb fliste para qindra personaliteteve, n\u00eb ekranin e madh filloi t\u00eb shfaqej nj\u00eb foto-slajd me Sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e Bardh\u00eb (presidenciale), tashm\u00eb t\u00eb ngjyrosur roz\u00eb. Dhe shum\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr roz\u00eb. Pastaj Presidenti filloi t’i komentonte fotot.<\/p>\n

“Ja, k\u00ebshtu do dukej Sht\u00ebpia e Bardh\u00eb, n\u00ebse Trump t\u00eb b\u00ebhej President”. T\u00eb pranishmit desh u shkokluan s\u00eb qeshuri me batutat e tij. Thumbat revanshues drejtuar z.Trump sikur e pat\u00ebn \u00ebmb\u00eblsuar gjith\u00eb gala-mbr\u00ebmjen festive. Anise ky i fundit as goj\u00ebn s’e hapi, krenarisht i “kap\u00ebrdiu” t\u00eb gjitha. Thjesht ia b\u00ebri me shenj\u00eb, thuase donte t’i thoshte: “bravooo… ke t\u00eb drejt\u00eb tani, ja pse jemi krenar\u00eb q\u00eb k\u00ebtu i thon\u00eb Amerik\u00eb, na ka hije her\u00eb pas here dhe p\u00ebr gafa e kalamall\u00ebqe politike”.<\/p>\n

K\u00ebt\u00eb grafik\u00ebn q\u00eb e gjeta, ma kujtoi gjith\u00eb marifetin e “revanshit”. Po ashtu, doli ne pah se ideja e “Shtepis\u00eb Roz\u00eb” nuk ishte dhe aq origjinale si ide. U b\u00eb e qart\u00eb se prej nga frym\u00ebzimi i stafit Obama. Sipas imazheve “pa t\u00eb keq” (gjat\u00eb nj\u00eb kontesti humoristik me tem\u00ebn “If Women Ruled the World” – N\u00ebse Grat\u00eb ta Qeverisnin Bot\u00ebn), birra holandeze Heineken do ishte roz\u00eb dhe do quhej Sheneken, marka e njohur Burger King do ishte Burger Queen, revolet s’do ishin p\u00ebr vrasje, municioni sa p\u00ebr sy e faqe pasi di\u00e7 si fishek\u00eb-buz\u00ebkuqe etj etj.<\/p>\n

Pra ajo Sht\u00ebpia Roz\u00eb, e di se burim “origjinal” nga Sht\u00ebpia e Bardh\u00eb, ujdisje nga stafi i Presidentit Obama – p\u00ebr t\u00eb tjerat s’i di emrat e autor\u00ebve, s’e kam iden\u00eb kreativitet i kujt do ken\u00eb qen\u00eb.<\/p>\n

(sqarim i vog\u00ebl, tani n\u00eb v. 2023 – duhet t\u00eb kihet parasysh se n\u00eb koh\u00ebn e komentit ton\u00eb, n\u00eb v. 2012 Donald Trump ende s’ishte b\u00ebr\u00eb President, kjo do ndodhte 4 vite m\u00eb von\u00eb, historia thot\u00eb se n\u00eb zgjedhjet e 2016-s kandidati i republikan\u00ebve z. Trump do fitonte ndaj kandidates s\u00eb demokrat\u00ebve, znj. Hillary Clinton<\/em>)<\/p>\n

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(sguraziu \u2013 ap, dhjetor 2012 – pak humor) Padyshim ju kujtohet kur Donald Trump (ai pasaniku i madh, ai pronari i show-spektaklit “Miss Universe” – po e cek\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb detaj, sepse m\u00eb duhet m\u00eb posht\u00eb n\u00eb kontekst – ndon\u00ebse pronar… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shenime-shkurt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}