{"id":12345,"date":"2023-03-14T10:56:58","date_gmt":"2023-03-14T09:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12345"},"modified":"2024-04-09T04:15:39","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T03:15:39","slug":"cesarit-ci-takon-cesarit-njesoj-dhe-kleopatres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12345","title":{"rendered":"Cesarit, \u00e7’i takon Cesarit – Nj\u00ebsoj dhe Kleopatr\u00ebs!"},"content":{"rendered":"

S. Guraziu, 2014 – Humoresk\u00eb<\/em><\/p>\n

(…thelbi i humoresk\u00ebs son\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrteta, fjal\u00ebt tona s’jan\u00eb llomotitje e nj\u00eb traktori “transformer”, i cili kthehet her\u00eb n\u00eb robot servilant, e her\u00eb n\u00eb llamarinash kot<\/strong>…)<\/p>\n

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Grindjet, trazimet e burrave dhe mospajtimet e tyre n\u00eb secil\u00ebn fush\u00eb t\u00eb jet\u00ebs moderne, madje dhe n\u00eb politikat e partive (ku burrat gravitojn\u00eb), padyshim duhet t’jen\u00eb rezultat ose pasoj\u00eb e luft\u00ebs s\u00eb grave p\u00ebr “barazin\u00eb” dominante. Prapa kulisave, strikt sipas filozofis\u00eb strategjike “p\u00ebr\u00e7aj e sundo”, duke e p\u00ebrdorur si paravan “intelektual” feminizmin, ngadal\u00eb por ama sigurt grat\u00eb jan\u00eb duke i kthyer fluturat dhe velat e fregatave n\u00eb drejtimin e duhur.<\/p>\n

Kjo m\u00eb g\u00ebzon, dhe gjith\u00e7ka p\u00ebrputhet me admirimin tim sa i p\u00ebrket impenjimit t\u00eb tyre. Ashtu-k\u00ebshtu gjithmon\u00eb m\u00eb kan\u00eb p\u00eblqyer “feminizmat” e femrave. Anise solidarizim fare natyrsh\u00ebm, caktuar nga vet\u00eb natyra, jo tin\u00ebzisht por heshturisht, s’kam b\u00ebr\u00eb as buj\u00eb as zhurm\u00eb. Uroj t’mos krijohet p\u00ebrshtypja sikur gjoja i paskam “tradhtuar” burrat. Pasi kjo nuk q\u00ebndron.<\/p>\n

S’i p\u00ebrkrah\u00eb feminizmat as me zhurm\u00eb e as me akte pompoze, sepse s’m\u00eb ka hije, s’m\u00eb takon, s’\u00ebsht\u00eb as nevoja. Jan\u00eb tep\u00ebr qesharak\u00eb e p\u00ebr keqardhje ata burra q\u00eb shtiren gjoja m\u00eb “katolik\u00eb sesa vet\u00eb Papa”, si\u00e7 ia thuhet. Jan\u00eb p\u00ebr keqardhje burrecat q\u00eb shiten gjoja m\u00eb feminist\u00eb sesa vet\u00eb femrat. Kjo thjesht s’pi uj\u00eb.
\nNuk ndjehem i “taborrit” t\u00eb grave sepse jam burr\u00eb – me di\u00e7 tjet\u00ebr krenohem un\u00eb, e me di\u00e7 tjet\u00ebr ato, aq e natyrshme kjo pun\u00eb. Nuk jam burrec (si ata q\u00eb sapo i p\u00ebrmenda me keqardhje) dhe as ndonj\u00eb mistrec i pispillosur n\u00eb “catwalk”, gjoksi im \u00ebsht\u00eb plot lesh burr\u00ebrie, lesh natyral dhe pa hile.<\/p>\n

Faktet jan\u00eb dhe mbesin fakte, larg qoft\u00eb t\u00eb rreshtohem anti-graris\u00eb, sikur dhe as kund\u00ebr burr\u00ebris\u00eb. Ama gjithmon\u00eb do ta them t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn, femrat p\u00ebrher\u00eb do ta ken\u00eb admirimin tim per luften e drejt\u00eb. Pa femrat s’do kishte as jet\u00eb – jeta s’do kishte kuptim, pa to njer\u00ebzimi s’do ishte askund, thon\u00eb t\u00eb men\u00e7urit. Filozof\u00ebt, artist\u00ebt, poet\u00ebt etj. thon\u00eb se femrat jan\u00eb per\u00ebndeshat e jet\u00ebs, ato jan\u00eb lulet e k\u00ebsaj bote, q\u00eb e zbukurojn\u00eb jet\u00ebn me nj\u00eb milion ngjyrat e nuancat.<\/p>\n

Burrat jan\u00eb po ashtu “okay”, s’u mungon gj\u00eb, ama pa femrat thjesht jan\u00eb di\u00e7 si traktor\u00ebt e vrazhdt\u00eb, gati p\u00ebr t’u ndryshkur. Pa femrat padyshim akoma do ishin duke b\u00ebr\u00eb gjoja patinazh artistik n\u00eb akullnajat e Ice Age. Jan\u00eb ato q\u00eb burrave ua falin shk\u00eblqimin e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb – pik\u00ebrisht femrat. Gjith\u00e7ka shk\u00eblqen me tr\u00ebndafileshat pran\u00eb, edhe traktorit m\u00eb t\u00eb ndryshkur sikur i vjen ajo viz\u00ebllima metalike.<\/p>\n

Nuk i kuptoj ca tipash tek p\u00ebrshfaqen si shovinist\u00eb mjeran\u00eb, por mbase t\u00eb till\u00eb jan\u00eb nga lig\u00ebsia, nga dob\u00ebsia e tyre. M\u00eb kujtohet, nj\u00eb th\u00ebnie e vjet\u00ebr kroate thoshte se “pecit t’lig\u00ebsht secila qime ia z\u00eb udh\u00ebn”! Vall\u00eb pse kroat\u00ebt e shpik\u00ebn dikur k\u00ebt\u00eb th\u00ebnie, e pra… mendoj se ata e dinin fort mir\u00eb pse.<\/p>\n

Mir\u00ebpo shk\u00eblqimi i ka ca kushte, gj\u00ebrat jan\u00eb t\u00eb nd\u00ebrlidhura reciprokisht, dihet dhe kjo. S’do mend se, femrave u duhet ndihma e burrave, sikur dhe k\u00ebta q\u00eb s’munden pa femrat. Fillimisht (jokushtimisht) burrat duhet t’ua trasojn\u00eb shtigjet e veprimit, t’ua sigurojn\u00eb binat teatrale. Ashtu-k\u00ebshtu burrat jan\u00eb ata q\u00eb duhet ta djersitin zinxhirin e zhvillimit materialist.<\/p>\n

Mund t’i marrin gjith\u00eb Nobelat, s’ua ndalon kush. Sa i p\u00ebrket “nobelizmit” mund t’i diskriminojn\u00eb sa t\u00eb duash grat\u00eb (si\u00e7 jan\u00eb duke b\u00ebr\u00eb tani), por duhet dhe ta praktikojn\u00eb n\u00eb realitet secil\u00ebn shkenc\u00eb, duhet ta aplikojn\u00eb n\u00eb praktik\u00eb secil\u00ebn gj\u00eb t\u00eb shpikur. Le t’shpikin ata, le t’krenohen p\u00ebr miliona patente, le ta shpik Edisoni llamb\u00ebn a Teslla elektricitetin, por dhe duhet ta zhvillojn\u00eb bot\u00ebn realisht. Burrat e tjer\u00eb q\u00eb s’u ka shkrepur mendja t\u00eb shpikin gj\u00eb, duhet t’jen\u00eb te hijsh\u00ebm, qaf\u00ebtrash\u00eb e muskuloz\u00eb, duhet ta ken\u00eb vullnetin e \u00e7elikosur, duhet t’i p\u00ebrvjelin m\u00ebng\u00ebt.<\/p>\n

Burrat duhet ta shpikin \u00e7do gj\u00eb ekzistente dhe joekzistente, qoft\u00eb idet\u00eb qoft\u00eb formulat ajnshtaniane, qoft\u00eb fitilin qoft\u00eb dinamitin… si cilido Nobel i k\u00ebsaj bote. Duhet t’i ujdisin dhe nj\u00eb milion veglurina t\u00eb tjera (gjoja aparate t\u00eb shkenc\u00ebs e t\u00eb luft\u00ebs), edhe kjo q\u00ebndron. Meq\u00eb shpikja, sado gjeniale na qoft\u00eb, ngelet di\u00e7 e kot\u00eb, n\u00ebse nuk i nd\u00ebrton fabrikat, n\u00ebse nuk i djersit\u00eb muskujt, n\u00ebse nuk i prodhon me miliarda po\u00e7esh p\u00ebr ta ndri\u00e7uar bot\u00ebn. Koeficienti “nobelistik” i s\u00eb tashmes nuk paraqet gj\u00eb realistike, mund t’jet\u00eb madje pak\u00ebz fals, mund t’jet\u00eb d\u00ebshmi e “paturpshme” e mentalitetit dekadent t\u00eb burrave, trash\u00ebguar q\u00eb nga lasht\u00ebsia.<\/p>\n

Se burrat duhet t’i shpojn\u00eb Alpet dhe shk\u00ebmbinjt\u00eb e Zvicrr\u00ebs, gjith\u00eb tunelet e k\u00ebsaj bote, se duhet t’i nd\u00ebrtojn\u00eb minierat dhe t’i p\u00ebrpunojn\u00eb l\u00ebnd\u00ebt e para – kjo sepse e caktuar nga natyra. Duhet t’i nd\u00ebrtojn\u00eb shkritoret, uzinat e fabrikat, dhe p\u00ebrve\u00e7 tankseve, n\u00ebndetseve e raketave, duhet t’i prodhojn\u00eb me miliona automobila e rekuizite teknologjike (meq\u00eb ra fjala, di\u00e7 si kuriozitet: automobili \u00ebsht\u00eb gjenialiteti\u00a0 m\u00eb “bind\u00ebs” dhe m\u00eb josh\u00ebs q\u00eb ka shpikur njeriu ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb).<\/p>\n

Burrat duhet t’i \u00e7ajn\u00eb bjeshk\u00ebt n\u00eb dysh, t’i ujdisin hekurudhat, t’i nd\u00ebrtojn\u00eb avion\u00ebt, raketat, kozmodromet, aeroportet, anijet dhe portet, t’i b\u00ebjn\u00eb gati autostradat, rrug\u00ebt anemban\u00eb rruzullit, duhet t’i lidhin kontinentet, akullnentet, duhet t’i nd\u00ebrtojn\u00eb panum\u00ebr komplekse industriale, jo vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr industrit\u00eb vitale t\u00eb jet\u00ebs dhe t\u00eb zhvillimit, por dhe p\u00ebr fabrikimin e panum\u00ebr produktesh q\u00eb u p\u00eblqejn\u00eb grave.<\/p>\n

Pastaj duhet t’i nd\u00ebrtojn\u00eb ato mega-qendrat tregtare, me lloj-lloj dyqanesh t\u00eb tipit Versace, Cartier, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Balenciaga, Armani, Dior… dhe t’i mbushin plot e p\u00ebrplot me mallra, pasi q\u00eb grat\u00eb duhet t’ken\u00eb ku t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb “shopping” modern. Ka ikur tashm\u00eb koha e “bazareve” babilonase plot pluhur e balt\u00eb, madje as gjysheve t\u00eb Malcis s’ua hedh dot, gjoja t’i palos\u00ebsh thurimat e q\u00ebndismat, \u00e7orapet e leshta, vez\u00ebt e qep\u00ebt skaj rrug\u00ebs plot pluhur dhe t’na b\u00ebsh “business”. Etj. etj, panum\u00ebr t\u00eb tjera, panum\u00ebr gj\u00ebrash q\u00eb burrat duhet t’i ujdisin, miliona t\u00eb tjera t\u00eb ngjashme, zinxhir.<\/p>\n

Dhe s’ka asgj\u00eb “tragjike” n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb mes, s’duhet dramatizuar si ata macho-shovinist\u00ebt e dob\u00ebt. Jan\u00eb gj\u00ebra q\u00eb i b\u00ebjn\u00eb burrat e vrazhdt\u00eb, meq\u00eb natyra e pati caktuar q\u00eb t’jen\u00eb t\u00eb fuqish\u00ebm e muskuloz\u00eb, si traktor\u00eb. Sikur q\u00eb s’qe caktuar q\u00eb t’ngelin shtatz\u00ebn\u00eb – ky privilegj hyjnor u qe caktuar femrave.<\/p>\n

Dihet se traktor\u00ebt jan\u00eb di\u00e7 si “stupid machines”, t\u00eb nevojshme po, por aq, asgj\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb. Me ta kryer pun\u00ebn thjesht mund ta harrosh cilindo traktor, madje dhe aty n\u00eb fush\u00eb, n\u00ebn qiellin e hapur. Asgj\u00eb s’i gjen\u00eb, mund t’rrin\u00eb n\u00eb diell, n\u00eb acar, n\u00eb shi a sht\u00ebrngat\u00eb, duket sikur ndryshken nj\u00eb grim\u00eb por nj\u00eb shkundje duhet. Me shkundullim\u00ebn e par\u00eb… me kollitjen e par\u00eb u vjen fryma, prap\u00eb rrokullisen ashtu traktor\u00e7e, me zhurm\u00eb, tym e oshtim\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Puna pun\u00eb, e ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsin\u00eb e vet, duhet zhvilluar bota, duhet p\u00ebrparuar. Mir\u00ebpo jeta nuk b\u00ebhet me traktor\u00eb. Jeta e mir\u00ebfillt\u00eb dhe puna, s’duhet ngat\u00ebrruar k\u00ebto, jan\u00eb dy gj\u00ebra t\u00eb ndryshme. P\u00ebr ta shijuar jet\u00ebn duhet di\u00e7 m\u00eb luksoze se traktor\u00ebt. Di\u00e7 m\u00eb praktike, m\u00eb komode – mbase veturat! Asnj\u00eb i krisur, qoft\u00eb dhe m\u00eb i krisuri i k\u00ebsaj bote nuk niset n\u00eb Ibiza a n\u00eb Mallorca me traktor? Edhe pse s’p\u00ebrjashtohet mund\u00ebsia e ndonj\u00eb rasti t\u00eb izoluar, e pabesueshme t’ket\u00eb ndodhur.<\/p>\n

P\u00ebr pushime, p\u00ebr rehati e p\u00ebr promenada veturat jan\u00eb t\u00eb paz\u00ebvend\u00ebsueshme. Sikur dhe rekuizitet p\u00ebrcjell\u00ebse q\u00eb duhen, sa m\u00eb luksoze q\u00eb t’jet\u00eb e mundur. Edhe veturat, rekuizitet, gjith\u00e7ka t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj bote “materialiste” duhet ta ujdisin burrat, me gjith\u00eb xingla-minglat e nevojshme. \u00cbsht\u00eb detyr\u00eb e tyre, e paracaktuar.<\/p>\n

Thelbi i humoresk\u00ebs son\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrteta, fjal\u00ebt tona s’jan\u00eb llomotitje t\u00eb nj\u00eb traktori “transformer”, i cili kthehet her\u00eb n\u00eb robot servilant, e her\u00eb n\u00eb llamarinash kot. S’ka si kontestohet fakti: sikur t’mos ishin femrat, ky zinxhir i nd\u00ebrtimit t\u00eb bot\u00ebs as q\u00eb do ishte b\u00ebr\u00eb zinxhir. Kurr\u00eb s’do nisej p\u00ebr t’u b\u00ebr\u00eb “zinxhir”. Do ngelej nj\u00eb toj\u00eb, nj\u00eb sixhim i lesht\u00eb, sepse s’do ishte nevoja p\u00ebr zhvillime, p\u00ebr ecje p\u00ebrpara.<\/p>\n

Pa femrat bota do kishte stagnuar, padyshim dhe vet\u00eb evolucioni, Darvini e dinte fort mir\u00eb, tjet\u00ebr se pati heshtur. Sepse gj\u00ebrat q\u00eb dihen si fakte ordinere s’\u00ebsht\u00eb nevoja t\u00eb p\u00ebrs\u00ebriten me shkencat e hipotezat. Meshkujt akoma dhe sot e k\u00ebsaj dite do flinin n\u00ebp\u00ebr drunj. Sipas skenarit m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb, le t’themi n\u00ebp\u00ebr kasollet prej gjethesh, si t\u00eb Tarzanit n\u00eb xhung\u00ebl. Pa grat\u00eb, burrat ende do ishin duke i fshir\u00eb merimangat me mjekrrat e tyre t\u00eb gjata, nd\u00ebr shpellat e Koh\u00ebs s\u00eb Gurit.<\/p>\n

Me triumfin e “feminizmit”, me luft\u00ebn e drejt\u00eb t\u00eb grave p\u00ebr “barazin\u00eb” dominante (burrat 49 = grat\u00eb 51), s’do ndryshonin gj\u00ebrat thelb\u00ebsisht. T\u00eb gjitha hesapet “burr\u00ebrore” do t’ngeleshin aty ku dhe jan\u00eb – thon\u00eb ekspert\u00ebt e s\u00eb tashmes. Sa i p\u00ebrket zhvillimit, ndryshime aq rr\u00ebnj\u00ebsore s’do kishte as n\u00eb t\u00eb ardhmen. Mir\u00ebpo nga ana e politik\u00ebs (shikuar politikisht), me fitoren e grave gj\u00ebja m\u00eb interesante q\u00eb do fitonte njer\u00ebzimi do ishte paqja absolute dhe koherente, paqja globale.<\/p>\n

S’do kishte tutje kurr\u00eb luftra (si\u00e7 burrat i pat\u00ebn gjat\u00eb gjith\u00eb historis\u00eb, dhe akoma s’ndalen). Me fitoren e feminizmit luftrat do ishin t\u00eb paimagjinueshme. Vall\u00eb, a mos na qenka kjo “pak”, si fitore e njer\u00ebzimit?! N\u00eb epok\u00ebn e grave t\u00eb futurizmit do flitej p\u00ebr historin\u00eb e turpshme t\u00eb burrave, do flitej pa “fjal\u00eb”, ashtu shurdh\u00ebr, me gjuh\u00ebn e memec\u00ebris\u00eb. Do flitej p\u00ebr “Koh\u00ebn e Gurit” t\u00eb tyre, p\u00ebr koh\u00ebn e ma\u00e7ungave e t\u00eb \u00e7omangave. Kjo vet\u00ebm sa p\u00ebr hir t\u00eb historis\u00eb, si d\u00ebshmi p\u00ebr gjeneratat e futurizmit, do t’argumentohej me heshtje e me infografikash t\u00eb zbehta holografike.<\/p>\n

Me fitoren e femrave p\u00ebr barazin\u00eb (burrat 49 = grat\u00eb 51) e ardhmja s’do ishte ndonj\u00eb qilim falas i mbuluar me tr\u00ebndafilash, por s\u00ebpaku do t’ishte absolutisht “roz\u00eb”. K\u00ebshtu mendon bie fjala dhe ai pronari i “Miss Universe”, ai pasaniku i madh, Trump. Magnati amerikan \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrkrah\u00ebs i pashoq i grave, ai dhe e ka d\u00ebshmuar publikisht zemr\u00ebn fisnike, sikur dhe largpam\u00ebsin\u00eb e vet, me lloj-lloj kampanjash e shampanjash.<\/p>\n

Kuptohet se futurizmi i dominanc\u00ebs feministe s’ka vend as p\u00ebr “amazonash” t\u00eb xhindosura, gjoja “businesswomen” arrogante, aso q\u00eb vishen si djalli n\u00eb Prada, femra q\u00eb jan\u00eb murrizash t\u00eb “egra” dhe ndaj vet\u00eb femrave. S’ka vend as p\u00ebr shtrigash t\u00eb rrezikshme, p\u00ebr shtrig\u00ebzeza t\u00eb imagjinates p\u00ebrrallore a la Grim, as p\u00ebr anti-heroinash hollivudeske. Feminizmi i v\u00ebrtet\u00eb s’ka t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb me egoistikat, me alter-egot as me ego-centrizmat.
\nFuturizmi feministik do t’kishte vet\u00ebm thashetheme, secili kufi i shteteve do ta kishte nga nj\u00eb Everest me shpifje e thashetheme. S\u00ebshumti do t’kishte z\u00ebnkash verbale, shigjeta prej shikimesh p\u00ebrv\u00ebluese, do t’kishte xhelozi dhe mbase shuuum\u00eb shtete q\u00eb nuk flasin mes vete. Ama, si\u00e7 e cek\u00ebm, do celebrohej triumfi, do mbret\u00ebronte paqja globale, paqja absolute. Luftrat do ishin di\u00e7 si “histori e turpshme” e njer\u00ebzimit – thon\u00eb ekspert\u00ebt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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