{"id":12365,"date":"2023-03-15T08:42:48","date_gmt":"2023-03-15T07:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12365"},"modified":"2024-04-09T04:08:17","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T03:08:17","slug":"majestic-e-pse-jo-dhe-grand-majestic-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12365","title":{"rendered":"Majestic, e pse jo dhe Grand Majestic, 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"

…humoresk\u00eb 3-pjes\u00ebshe – pothuaj para 2 dekadash tashm\u00eb, Kosovarlushja duke u m\u00ebk\u00ebmbur dhe mjaft “turbulente”, at\u00ebbot\u00eb i paskam lavd\u00ebruar fort gazetar\u00ebt kosovar\u00eb (kuptohet tani t\u00eb rinjt\u00eb dhe s’do e “kapin” mbase, s’vlen p\u00ebr ta : )<\/span><\/p>\n

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S. Guraziu, 2006 – Humoresk\u00eb<\/em><\/p>\n

(nj\u00eb pull\u00eb, klik, dhe v\u00eb\u00eb\u00ebzzz… Her\u00eb nga Lindja e her\u00eb nga Kibla. Her\u00eb nga Per\u00ebndimi e her\u00eb nga Boletini. Her\u00eb nga Anamorava e her\u00eb nga Anadrini, her\u00eb nga Uka e her\u00eb nga Augustini<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

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[ Ndoshta dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb Anten\u00eb-Sojuz<\/strong> ]<\/p>\n

Edhe m\u00eb her\u00ebt Burim Informatori e kishte par\u00eb nj\u00eb nga ato nd\u00ebrtesat e m\u00ebdha n\u00eb qytet. Hotel mbase, \u2013 pati menduar. Po, po… hotel duhet t’jet\u00eb. Me shum\u00eb kate, projektuar dhe kryer tashm\u00eb, si skelet betoni e hekurash. Me materiale t\u00eb forta e me granite. Me gypa e me lifte. E shihte dhe tani, p\u00ebr fat t\u00eb keq ende i mungonin xhamat. Kur t\u2019ia hedhin xhamat, do shk\u00eblqej\u00eb si ai Trump-pallati n’Amerik\u00eb. Uuu djalosh, mbase thjesht si shembull, s’ka vet\u00ebm Donald Trump pallat q\u00eb shk\u00eblqen. Bota njeh shum\u00eb Rockfellera e shum\u00eb Trumpa.<\/p>\n

Tashm\u00eb, atij t\u00eb zotit t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtes\u00ebs si t\u2019ia mb\u00ebrrij\u00eb d\u00ebshira e llogaria (n\u00ebse v\u00ebrtet ishte nj\u00eb Trump kosovar, k\u00ebt\u00eb s’e dinte). Fillimisht do ta meremetoj\u00eb katin p\u00ebrdhes (si restorant padyshim, meq\u00eb ashtu nxjerr di\u00e7 pa humbur koh\u00eb, pse t’humbet koh\u00eb), pastaj kur t\u00eb mundet dhe at\u00eb t\u00eb dytin, t\u00eb tretin e deri at\u00eb t\u00eb dhjetin. Here si dhoma majestic me luks e marifete, her\u00eb si dhoma bordelesh me xingla-mingla dhe kilifete. Her\u00eb si kazino q\u00eb t\u00eb ngelesh pa mend, e her\u00eb si super-disco q\u00eb t’mos kesh vend.<\/p>\n

Ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb do i teket q\u00eb t’shemben muret interier\u00eb, ato muret q\u00eb s’jan\u00eb mure \u201cmbajt\u00ebs\u201d… se duhet vend p\u00ebr dasmat e vjesht\u00ebs dhe gostit\u00eb rreth Vitit t\u00eb Ri. Kthehen gurbetxhinjt\u00eb nga Zvicrra e Amerika, duhet vend p\u00ebr tupanat e surlat e Hafiz Tupanxhis\u00eb, p\u00ebr gjith\u00eb stafin e tij nga Guncati, p\u00ebr kazanat e Xhemshir kuzhinierit nga Banja, p\u00ebr hallvaxhinjt\u00eb e Dem\u00eb Pa\u00e7arizit, p\u00ebr…<\/p>\n

Si t\u2019ia mb\u00ebrrij\u00eb e kah t\u2019ia rrok\u00eb pronarit, por ti q\u00eb di t\u00eb ironizosh mbaje mend, k\u00ebto s\u2019jan\u00eb pun\u00eb p\u00ebr ty. Ti vet\u00eb s\u2019mund ta nd\u00ebrtosh as nj\u00eb kotec. P\u00ebr ty s\u2019do nisej kurr\u00eb pallat a hotel. Ti i njeh hotelet, por s\u2019mund ta nd\u00ebrtosh vet\u00eb nj\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb. S’je ti nga ata t\u00eb CimNN and Co. \u2013 u p\u00ebrmend Burim Informatori. Mir\u00ebpo, se \u00e7’e arg\u00ebtonin koh\u00ebt e fundit k\u00ebso mendimesh. \u2013 Pse jo, \u2013 rishtas u zhyt…<\/p>\n

Kryesorja, nd\u00ebrtesa edhe pse jo e hijshme aq-aq, duket madh\u00ebshtore sepse ia ka kaluar p\u00ebr nj\u00eb p\u00ebll\u00ebmb\u00eb Sahat-Kull\u00ebs, edhe minares, e edhe Sht\u00ebpis\u00eb se Bardh\u00eb t\u00eb Bashkis\u00eb. K\u00ebsaj t\u00eb fundit, madje p\u00ebrkund\u00ebr anten\u00ebs mbi kulmin, si raketa Sojuz. Ndoshta dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb Anten\u00eb-Sojuz, kushedi. S’jam i sigurt t’kem\u00eb d\u00ebgjuar p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb tip antenash! Sa i krisur q\u00eb jam, euuu fort i krisur nganj\u00ebher\u00eb!<\/p>\n

N\u00ebse pronari t\u2019i ket\u00eb p\u00ebrfillur k\u00ebshillat e Kas\u00ebm Arkitektit (bashk\u00ebprojektues i asaj ur\u00ebs japoneze, ur\u00eb q\u00eb i pati b\u00ebr\u00eb ball\u00eb t\u00ebrmetit katastrofal disa vite m\u00eb par\u00eb, ur\u00eb q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e madhja n\u00eb gjith\u00eb bot\u00ebn, dhe do t’jet\u00eb… derisa v\u00ebrtet t’ken\u00eb vendosur italian\u00ebt ta lidhin Sicilin\u00eb me nj\u00eb super-ur\u00eb madh\u00ebshtore, aso q\u00eb s\u2019ka par\u00eb bota ende) me koh\u00eb do ia kishte ujdisur hotelit ca rrot\u00eb e bazamente speciale prej gome. Ngjash\u00ebm si ato q\u00eb u vihen urave moderne, e rokaqiejve japonez\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Sepse ata t\u00eb ngrat\u00ebt duhet t’i llogarisin dhe l\u00ebkundjet e tok\u00ebs, hujet e Tajfuneve, k\u00ebshillat e seizmolog\u00ebve, shum\u00e7ka. Mir\u00ebpo s\u2019besoj t’jet\u00eb aq i men\u00e7ur ky pronari! S’ma merr mendja! Ashtu do ta kishte hotelin fare leht\u00eb, si mrekulli, hotel-rrotullues, mobil… si ato kupolat e astro-laborator\u00ebve. Nga cila an\u00eb t\u2019i tekej atij vet\u00eb, por dhe atyre q\u00eb zbresin nga bjeshk\u00ebt dit\u00ebn e pazarit, do t\u2019ia kthente fytyr\u00ebn hotelit. Nj\u00eb pull\u00eb, klik, dhe v\u00eb\u00eb\u00ebzzz…<\/p>\n

Her\u00eb nga Lindja e her\u00eb nga Kibla. Her\u00eb nga Per\u00ebndimi e her\u00eb nga Boletini. Her\u00eb nga Anamorava e her\u00eb nga Anadrini, her\u00eb nga Uka e her\u00eb nga Augustini. S’\u00ebsht\u00eb shaka me k\u00ebso hotelesh! O pes\u00eb yje, o fare. As Mirazhi me ato fontanat e Las Vegasit s’do i afrohej. N\u00eb fakt fare gabim! \u00c7’u dashka t’k\u00ebrkoj\u00eb nj\u00eb gazetar n\u00eb Mirazh t\u00eb Vegasit? T\u00eb raportoj\u00eb se cila Playboy-girl e b\u00ebri tri her\u00eb, si rekord nate me nj\u00eb lepurush t\u00eb Mister Flyn?<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa ky far\u00eb hoteli, qebesa Majestic e p\u00ebrtej Majestic m\u00eb del parasysh. Grand e p\u00ebrtej Grandit q\u00eb tani, ende pa i patur as xhamat. Pa, pa, pa kur t’p\u00ebrfundohet, kur t’mbillen ato palmat ardhur enkas, aso palmash dhjet\u00eb-met\u00ebrshe nga Durr\u00ebsi! (Ata q\u00eb pandehin se palmat \u201cnuk funksionojn\u00eb\u201d k\u00ebtu n’Prishtin\u00eb, gabohen).<\/p>\n

Ky hotel s\u2019do t\u00eb jet\u00eb kurr\u00eb si Grandi, uh ky thjesht hotel-mbeturin\u00eb. Nga jasht\u00eb nuk duket g\u00ebrmadh\u00eb, fasad\u00ebn mjaft rezistente, por m\u00eb mir\u00eb t’i kishte r\u00ebn\u00eb (padashtas) nj\u00eb aso bombe e NATO-s. Hotel i er\u00ebs tranzitore, gjoja post-komuniste. S\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb, asgj\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb. Hotel tranzitiv i nj\u00eb kohe tranzicioni. Her\u00eb pa rrym\u00eb e her\u00eb pa uj\u00eb, her\u00eb gati i vdekur e her\u00eb me buj\u00eb. Ashtu ve\u00e7 Grandit i b\u00ebn\u00eb vaki! Edhe pse, p\u00ebr rrym\u00eb e p\u00ebr uj\u00eb s’mund t\u00eb fajsohet Grandi, nganj\u00ebher\u00eb them, vall\u00eb mund t’ket\u00eb pasur t\u00eb drejt\u00eb ai gazetari lulandez!<\/p>\n

Sidoqoft\u00eb, tani e tutje hotelet tona s\u2019do t\u00eb jen\u00eb si\u00e7 pandehin bota. Kurr\u00eb p\u00ebr asnj\u00eb kurrnj\u00ebher\u00eb. Hotelet e s\u00eb ardhmes kosovare, cilido hotel fillikat do ia kaloj\u00eb dhe Palm Ajl\u00ebndit t\u00eb Dubait. Vet\u00ebm nga gjumi n\u00eb cilindo hotel t\u00eb Kosov\u00ebs, nga koktejet dhe buz\u00ebqeshjet e personelit, secili gazetar i bot\u00ebs do fisnik\u00ebrohej.<\/p>\n

Sa p\u00ebr gazetar-lulandezin, s’\u00ebsht\u00eb nevoja q\u00eb ai ta ndryshoj\u00eb mendimin. Le t’mendoj\u00eb ai! Lulandezi dhe Grandi do jen\u00eb koh\u00eb e shkuar. Gati dhe jan\u00eb, tjet\u00ebr koh\u00eb u buz\u00ebqesh hoteleve kosovare, sikur dhe tjer\u00eb gazetar\u00eb u duhen hoteleve tona. Le t’jet\u00eb 1, le t’jen\u00eb 2… por le t’jen\u00eb 2 t\u00eb mir\u00eb. Dy gazetar\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb shqiptar\u00eb. Aso q\u00eb do t\u2019i mbroja me jet\u00ebn time, si vet\u00eb Presidentin. Sepse, kuptohet, secili shtetas duhet t’jet\u00eb n\u00eb gjendje ta flijoj\u00eb veten p\u00ebr Presidentin. Duhet t’jet\u00eb n\u00eb gjendje dhe p\u00ebr gazetar\u00ebt e mir\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Ting\u00ebllon disi e fryer, ndoshta duket fjal\u00eb e madhe, por secil\u00ebn her\u00eb ashtu ke vdekur p\u00ebr atdheun. E p\u00ebr atdheun nuk vdiset vet\u00ebm n\u00eb luft\u00eb. T\u00eb vdes\u00ebsh p\u00ebr nj\u00eb gazetar t\u00eb mir\u00eb ia ke borxh atdheut koh\u00eb e pa koh\u00eb, n\u00eb secil\u00ebn koh\u00eb, dhe n\u00eb secilin udh\u00ebkryq koh\u00ebsh.<\/p>\n

[ Bond, my name is Bond<\/strong> ]<\/p>\n

CimNN-i krekoset dhe s\u2019pushon p\u00ebrdit\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr reklamat e veta; \u201cBe the First to Know\u201d. N\u00eb koh\u00ebt e bujshme si\u00e7 jan\u00eb tani \u00ebsht\u00eb aq me r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi t’jesh informuar mir\u00eb dhe i pari, t\u00eb vish deri tek nj\u00eb informacion i pari. B\u00ebn\u00eb dhe i dyti apo i treti por kurrsesi s’b\u00ebn t\u00eb ngelesh nd\u00ebr t\u00eb fundit, apo dhe m\u00eb keq \u2013 i fundit. Kjo s’vlen vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr biz-infot, vlen madje dhe p\u00ebr lajmet e meteorolog\u00ebve. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb e mir\u00eb me diell n\u00eb Hong Kong sjell lev\u00ebrdi po aq sa dhe dit\u00ebt pak\u00ebz m\u00eb t\u00eb fresk\u00ebta n\u00eb Dubai.<\/p>\n

K\u00ebta t\u00eb CimNN, duke iu fal\u00ebnderuar mir\u00ebqenjes dhe pasuris\u00eb s\u00eb pashterrshme t\u00eb tyre, e kan\u00eb akomoduar (e besa dhe \u201cinstaluar\u201d) n\u00eb secilin h\u00e2n, n\u00eb secilin hotel pa yje, a me pes\u00eb yje, n\u00eb secil\u00ebn bujtin\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebn di bota, s\u00ebpaku nga nj\u00eb gazetar. Nj\u00eb \u2013 \u00ebsht\u00eb minimumi, q\u00eb tolerohet fal\u00eb p\u00ebrgatituris\u00eb profesionale dhe aparatur\u00ebs s\u00eb sofistikuar. E cila aparatur\u00eb, prap\u00eb fakt \u00ebsht\u00eb, i z\u00ebvend\u00ebson me dhjetra gazetar\u00eb t\u00eb \u201cdob\u00ebt\u201d.<\/p>\n

Psh. gazetar\u00ebt e thjesht\u00eb, gazetar\u00ebt normal, s’mund t\u00eb shohin n\u00eb err\u00ebsir\u00eb, qoft\u00eb dit\u00ebn apo nat\u00ebn. Kurse k\u00ebta t\u00eb CimNN, hm… n\u00eb dukje s’mbajn\u00eb as or\u00eb dore. Sa p\u00ebr llamba e elektrika hi\u00e7 se hi\u00e7. Kjo mundet vet\u00ebm… \u201conly on CimNN\u201d. Ora nuk iu duhet, ata thjesht mund ta shohin or\u00ebn e cilitdo kalimtar, nga sateliti. Kur t\u2019u teket e kur t’ken\u00eb nevoj\u00eb, n\u00eb mesdit\u00eb apo n\u00eb mesnat\u00eb.<\/p>\n

S’\u00ebsht\u00eb fare e tepruar t\u00eb thuhet se gazetar\u00ebt modern\u00eb (s\u00eb paku ata t\u00eb CimNN) duhet t’jen\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrgatitur si nj\u00eb agjent, Bond. (Mjafton t\u00eb thuhet Bond, apo dhe vet\u00ebm 007, pa em\u00ebr e pa nofk\u00eb). Gazetari modern duhet t’jet\u00eb nj\u00ebmij\u00eb her\u00eb Bond. Bond-1000. Mir\u00ebpo s\u2019guxon t\u00eb thot\u00eb kurr\u00eb: \u201cBond, my name is Bond!\u201d. Duhet t\u2019i ket\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha kualitetet e nj\u00eb spiuni, por spiun s’guxon t\u00eb jet\u00eb. N\u00eb aspektin profesional i p\u00ebrgatitur po se po, kjo af\u00ebr mendsh, por dhe n\u00eb shum\u00eb drejtime t\u00eb tjera.<\/p>\n

Psh. t\u00eb ulet n\u00eb nj\u00eb \u201cBlack Bird\u201d (fluturakja m\u00eb e sofistikuar q\u00eb ka ujdisur njeriu ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb) dhe t\u2019ia b\u00ebj\u00eb fiuuuuuuuu Kaukazit, Vlladivostokut e Alask\u00ebs, s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb ndonj\u00eb di\u00e7 q\u00eb nuk hyn n\u00eb list\u00ebn e p\u00ebrgatiturive t\u00eb super-gazetarit. Krejt \u00e7far\u00eb e dallon nga nj\u00eb Bond \u00ebsht\u00eb se ky s\u2019e ka licenc\u00ebn p\u00ebr t’i vrar e p\u00ebr t’i \u201cdizintegruar\u201d kund\u00ebrshtar\u00ebt. S’e ka, dhe s’duhet ta ket\u00eb, at\u00eb t\u00eb famshm\u00ebn li\u00e7enc\u00eb p\u00ebr vrasje, \u201clicense to kill\u201d.<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa e gjitha \u00e7’duhet t\u00eb kujdeset p\u00ebr dallim nga Bond \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb t\u2019mos b\u00ebhet spiun. Absolutisht jo. Derisa Bondit ca gj\u00ebra dhe do t\u2019i faleshin, meq\u00eb i ka buk\u00eb, gazetarit ton\u00eb do t\u2019i rrokullisej koka si top d\u00ebbore nga majat e Himalajeve.<\/p>\n

Se pastaj njohja e hoteleve t\u00eb bot\u00ebs, e njerz\u00ebve, e racave, njohja e hujeve, e zakoneve t\u00eb tyre – pih, k\u00ebto s\u2019jan\u00eb as nj\u00eb grosh. Bie fjala atriumin e Grandit, kush hyn e kush del, secil\u00ebn l\u00ebvizje, gazetar\u00ebt e CimNN e njohin m\u00eb mir\u00eb se roja e hotelit, m\u00eb mir\u00eb se vet\u00eb drejtori gjeneral. P\u00ebr m\u00eb tep\u00ebr, Grandi identifikohet aq leht si nd\u00ebrtes\u00eb, si objekt \u00ebsht\u00eb fort karakteristik p\u00ebr ta p\u00ebrcjellur nga lart. S’\u00ebsht\u00eb e th\u00ebn\u00eb vet\u00ebm nga lart, edhe nga posht\u00eb – skyline e asaj pjese t\u00eb mega-shehrit kosovar \u00ebsht\u00eb aq karakteristike. Identifikohet leht\u00eb dhe nga konzervat-satelit\u00eb t\u00eb pensionuar, pa kompas dmth., q\u00eb bredhin diku rreth Saturnit, apo dhe m\u00eb tej, ndoshta Plutonit.<\/p>\n

Ende pa cing\u00ebruar telefonat \u201cfilan diplomati, a futbollisti, a biznismeni \u00ebsht\u00eb vendosur aty\u2026\u201d, ata t\u00eb CimNN i rregullojn\u00eb katalog\u00ebt arkivor, me fotot nga sateliti t\u00eb detajizuara, me zoom e pa zoom, madje nga shum\u00eb k\u00ebnde. Thjesht, pun\u00eb e kryer. Pun\u00eb arkivi. As miza s\u2019mund t\u00eb hyj\u00eb n\u00eb Grand e ata t\u2019mos e regjistrojn\u00eb. Nj\u00ebjt\u00eb dhe p\u00ebr problemet e siguris\u00eb, ata t\u00eb hotelit duhet t\u2019u fal\u00ebnderohen gazetar\u00ebve t\u00eb CimNN. S\u2019jan\u00eb t\u00eb vet\u00ebdijsh\u00ebm akoma, por Grandin m\u00eb mir\u00eb e ruajn\u00eb gazetar\u00ebt e huaj sesa vet\u00eb personeli dhe sigurimi, ata djelmoshat e st\u00ebrvitur e kompetent\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Andaj Burim Informatori kishte ardhur tek p\u00ebrfundimi se nj\u00eb Gazetar i Mir\u00eb vlen sa nj\u00eb President shteti! N\u00eb mos m\u00eb shum\u00eb. Thjesht ashtu, p\u00ebr pik\u00eb t\u00eb pik\u00ebs, e pati fituar bindjen se ky konkludim ishte konkludim i drejt\u00eb. Presidenti duhet t\u00eb ruhet, gjith\u00eb ajo v\u00ebmendje e ato masa sigurie duhen, sepse nj\u00eb President e ka shteti, jo disa sosh.
\nSidoqoft\u00eb, n\u00eb koh\u00ebt moderne s’duhet nisur nga fakti se nj\u00eb shtet mund t’i ket\u00eb shum\u00eb gazetar\u00eb, por vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb President. Nga kjo, si p\u00ebrsiatje e arsyeshme do t\u00eb rridhte se nj\u00eb gazetar s’\u00ebsht\u00eb aq i r\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm sa nj\u00eb President. Por a \u00ebsht\u00eb ashtu? \u2013 hamend\u00ebsonte.<\/p>\n

Shtrohet gjithashtu pyetja: sa gazetar\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb do i ket\u00eb nj\u00eb shtet? Sipas tij, le ta ket\u00eb vet\u00ebm 1. Nj\u00eb, aso sipas kritereve t\u00eb tij, ky 1-sh pa asnj\u00eb 2-shim do vlente sa nj\u00eb President. Kjo p\u00ebrsiatje, sipas Burim Informatorit, ishte e st\u00ebrngopur nga logjika e nga arsyeja. Gazetari lulandez mund t’ket\u00eb patur t\u00eb drejt\u00eb sa i p\u00ebrket Grandit, por Burimit vetvetiu i kishte shkrepur dhe kjo: vall\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb gazetari duhet t\u00eb jet\u00eb ai? N\u00ebse i mir\u00eb, lum Lulandia p\u00ebr t\u00eb, lum Evropa p\u00ebr t\u00eb, lum e gjith\u00eb bota… Lum dhe ne kosovar\u00ebt, pse jo, edhe ne jemi Evrop\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Pastaj iu kujtuan fjal\u00ebt e nj\u00eb tregtari perimesh t\u00eb cilin tin\u00ebz e pati d\u00ebgjuar tek i fliste kolegut t\u00eb vet n\u00eb Tregun e Gjelb\u00ebrt.
\n\u201c\u2026ne jemi Evrop\u00eb, e \u00e7far\u00eb kujtove ti!? Ani \u00e7far\u00eb Evrope seeee! Aso, q\u00eb Evropa ka ardhur vet\u00eb tek ne, pa qen\u00eb nevoja e kund\u00ebrta, pa qen\u00eb nevoja t\u2019shkojm\u00eb tek ata, as t’hyjm\u00eb kund, as t\u00eb trokasim, t\u2019i lusim. Nuk e sheh \u00e7far\u00eb heqin turqit? T\u00eb zez\u00ebn e m\u00eb t\u00eb zez\u00ebs. Sa posht\u00eb kan\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb turqit e ngrat\u00eb! Dikur me dhun\u00eb e mbajt\u00ebn pothuaj gjysm\u00ebn e Evropes p\u00ebr vete – tani evropian\u00ebt luajn\u00eb me ta, luajn\u00eb q\u00eb nga koha e Luft\u00ebs s\u00eb 2-t\u00eb Bot\u00ebrore. Turqit, nga inati, thon\u00eb se evropian\u00ebt s\u2019jan\u00eb di\u00e7 tjet\u00ebr por nj\u00eb Kulub i t\u00eb Krishter\u00ebve, e kan\u00eb fjal\u00ebn p\u00ebr ata evropian\u00ebt me yje… Nd\u00ebrsa ne s\u2019jemi turq as n\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr, ne jemi evropian\u00eb. As pas pes\u00ebqind vjet\u00ebsh n\u00ebn thundr\u00ebn e tyre, s\u2019ka shans t\u00eb b\u00ebhemi turq. Edhe po t\u00eb donim, e kot\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb. S\u2019na lejon as Evropa m\u00eb. Besa as Amerika… Si duket, m\u00eb n\u00eb fund, evropian\u00ebt e kan\u00eb kuptuar mir\u00eb se \u00e7’pati hequr Sk\u00ebnderbeu dikur!\u201d.<\/p>\n

[ Grand i keq, m\u00eb i keqi me 5 yje<\/strong> ]<\/p>\n

Sipas th\u00ebnieve t\u00eb nj\u00eb gazetari lulandez (t\u00eb cilin e kishte hedhur puna andej gjat\u00eb koh\u00ebs s\u00eb luft\u00ebs), hotel Grandi s’\u00ebsht\u00eb kushedi \u00e7far\u00eb hoteli. Th\u00ebniet e gazetarit, lidhur me hotelin kosovar, Burim Informatorit i qen\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb njohura via-via. Nuk e dinte n\u00ebse lulandezi ishte shprehur ashtu publikisht, apo vet\u00ebm i kishte p\u00ebshp\u00ebritur n\u00eb vesh t\u00eb dashur\u00ebs s\u00eb vet.<\/p>\n

Kushedi, gazetari ndoshta mendimet e veta t’i ket\u00eb shprehur dhe publikisht, mir\u00ebpo Burimi s’i kishte lexuar n\u00eb ndonj\u00eb gazet\u00eb. I kishte lexuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb email t\u00eb mikesh\u00ebs s\u00eb vet, po ashtu gazetare. E ajo nga nj\u00eb mik i saj, ky miku nga nj\u00eb dikush tjet\u00ebr e k\u00ebshtu, zinxhir.
\nZot\u00ebriu lulandez e kishte quajtur Grandin \u201cGrand i keq, hotel m\u00eb i keqi me 5 yje, n\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb bot\u00ebn\u201d. Gjithandej kah paska udh\u00ebtuar, n\u00eb Afrik\u00eb e n\u00eb Indi, n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb e n’Tasmani, s\u2019paska par\u00eb hotel \u201cm\u00eb t\u00eb keq, e nj\u00ebherit t\u2019i ket\u00eb pes\u00eb yje…\u201d.<\/p>\n

Hm, hotel i keq me pes\u00eb yje… \u00c7udi! Nga kjo del se ata ekspert\u00ebt q\u00eb vendosin cil\u00ebs kategori i takon nj\u00eb hotel, e pastaj ia ndajn\u00eb dhe yjet, s’e paskan b\u00ebr\u00eb pun\u00ebn si duhet. Thjesht u paska b\u00ebr\u00eb keq shampanji i koh\u00ebs s\u00eb komunizmit. Nj\u00eb got\u00eb m\u00eb tep\u00ebr dhe hooop, nj\u00eb plus m\u00eb shum\u00eb p\u00ebr not\u00ebn. N\u00eb rastin e nj\u00eb hoteli, kuptohet, nj\u00eb yll m\u00eb shum\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Gazetar\u00ebt udh\u00ebtojn\u00eb gjitandej n\u00ebp\u00ebr bot\u00eb. Ndoshta askush s’udh\u00ebton m\u00eb shum\u00eb e m\u00eb shpesh se ta. Sepse pun\u00ebn e kan\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb. Gazetar\u00ebt e kan\u00eb p\u00ebr detyr\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrcjellin fakte, gj\u00ebra t\u00eb v\u00ebrteta, jo p\u00ebrralla. P\u00ebrrallat s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb nevoja t\u00eb v\u00ebrtetohen. Gj\u00ebrat e v\u00ebrteta duhet t\u00eb \u201cv\u00ebrtetohen\u201d, madje tri her\u00eb. Sidomos tani n\u00eb koh\u00ebn ton\u00eb kur dhe g\u00ebnjeshtrat duken aq t\u00eb v\u00ebrteta, me t\u00ebr\u00eb at\u00eb makiazh dhe multi-media-marifetesh.<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa dihet, v\u00ebrtetimi m\u00eb i mir\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb mund\u00ebsisht t’jesh vet\u00eb n\u00eb vendin e ngjarjes, n\u00eb vendin e duhur, n\u00eb koh\u00ebn duhur. K\u00ebshtu q\u00eb ata shpesh akomodohen n\u00ebp\u00ebr bujtina, her\u00eb nxitimthi… sall p\u00ebr nj\u00eb nat\u00eb, e her\u00eb dhe m\u00eb gjat\u00eb. Bujtinat bashk\u00ebkohore s’jan\u00eb h\u00e2ne, si n\u00eb \u201cLigatin\u00ebn\u201d e Musa Ramadanit. As p\u00ebraf\u00ebrsisht jo, s’jan\u00eb t\u00eb tilla dhe as nuk quhen m\u00eb ashtu. H\u00e2net ishin dikur, tani quhen hotele, motele etj. Pra mund t\u00eb thuhet dhe t\u00eb besohet se gazetar\u00ebt njohin gjithfar\u00eb hotelesh.<\/p>\n

[ fotoja ngjitur: grandi m\u00eb i keq n\u00eb bot\u00eb, the new york times, foto e v. 2018<\/span> ]<\/p>\n

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