{"id":12370,"date":"2023-03-15T10:56:16","date_gmt":"2023-03-15T09:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12370"},"modified":"2024-04-09T04:05:37","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T03:05:37","slug":"buzeqeshja-robotike-e-presidentit-obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12370","title":{"rendered":"Buz\u00ebqeshja “robotike” e Presidentit Obama"},"content":{"rendered":"

( sguraziu – ap, n 2011 – pak humor<\/em> )<\/p>\n

( …falsitet stabil, thuase dhe buz\u00ebqeshja qe “trajnuar” nga CIA. Ndoshta dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb marifet i CIA-s, meq\u00eb fjala \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr buz\u00ebqeshje “politike”. S’i trembet buz\u00ebqeshja sepse “robotike” – sidoqoft\u00eb, ec e besoju gjith\u00eb teorive konspirative q\u00eb njer\u00ebzit e bot\u00ebs parap\u00eblqejn\u00eb t’i marrin si t\u00eb “v\u00ebrteta”<\/strong> : )<\/p>\n

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\nN\u00ebse mendoni se i njihni politikan\u00ebt (s’e kam fjal\u00ebn si figura, si personalitete, por p\u00ebr) natyr\u00ebn e tyre politike, si “prezantues t\u00eb politik\u00ebs”, si “akter\u00eb politik”… Mir\u00eb, le ta z\u00ebm\u00eb se \u00ebsht\u00eb ashtu, le t’themi se v\u00ebrtet i njihni. S’e dyshoj njohurin\u00eb tuaj, anise p\u00ebr veten gjithmon\u00eb kam dyshuar, madje dhe p\u00ebrher\u00eb e m\u00eb tep\u00ebr sikur m\u00eb rritet dyshimi.<\/p>\n

Sido q\u00eb t\u00eb jet\u00eb, ja rasti q\u00eb t’m\u00ebsoni dhe nj\u00eb di\u00e7 t\u00eb vock\u00ebl m\u00eb shum\u00eb, psh. k\u00ebsaj radhe p\u00ebr “Buz\u00ebqeshjen”.
\nShiheni pak\u00ebz foto-kolazhin, “studiojeni” buz\u00ebqeshjen e Presidentit Obama. Analizojini buz\u00ebqeshjet e t\u00eb tjer\u00ebve, v\u00ebrtetojeni vet\u00eb sa mbrapa jan\u00eb “politikan\u00ebt e tjer\u00eb” me buz\u00ebqeshjen.<\/p>\n

Flitet se at\u00eb dit\u00eb Presidenti Obama qenka fotografuar me mbi 100 politikan\u00eb t\u00eb shteteve t\u00eb ndryshme. Jo vet\u00ebm “flitet”, por jan\u00eb dhe fotot n\u00eb Internet si d\u00ebshmi. Ndonese, e keni parasysh, sot kaq pata koh\u00eb e durim q\u00eb t’merresha me “politikat”.<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb koment i dikujt thoshte pakashum\u00eb si vijon: “jooo, s’e ka vet\u00ebm Obama k\u00ebt\u00eb “aft\u00ebsi t\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshjes robotike”, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb president\u00ebt e ShBA e kan\u00eb patur, q\u00eb nga koha e Washington-it… por \u00ebsht\u00eb fakt se vet\u00ebm Obama i hedh fotot e veta n\u00eb Internet”.<\/p>\n

Dmth. e qart\u00eb, president\u00ebt e tjer\u00eb s’kishin Internet, s’ishin as maniak\u00eb p\u00ebr t’i postuar fotot. Nga komenti m\u00eb lart na qart\u00ebsohet gjith\u00e7ka. Ja p\u00ebrse dhe mund ta v\u00ebrtetojm\u00eb shkenc\u00ebrisht se Obama v\u00ebrtet e ka aft\u00ebsin\u00eb e “buz\u00ebqeshjes konsistente”. Asgj\u00eb s’l\u00ebviz, falsitet stabil, thuase dhe buz\u00ebqeshja qe “trajnuar” nga CIA. Ndoshta dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb marifet i CIA-s, meq\u00eb fjala \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr buz\u00ebqeshje “politike”. S’i trembet buz\u00ebqeshja sepse “robotike”, e nj\u00ebjta ngelet qoft\u00eb dhe n\u00ebse duhen 1000 foto nj\u00ebr\u00ebn pas tjetr\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

Sa p\u00ebr vete, mendoj sqarimi \u00ebsht\u00eb akoma m\u00eb i thjesht\u00eb – anise, kuptohet ashtu mendoj vet\u00ebm un\u00eb.
\nSipas meje e gjitha ka t’b\u00ebj\u00eb me “djathin”, krejt varet nga shqiptimi imagjinar i djathit (n\u00eb anglisht). E qart\u00eb se askush nga t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt jo-anglishtfol\u00ebs s’mund ta shqiptoj\u00eb n\u00eb mendje “djathin” si Obama. Bie fjala ku di Berisha ta b\u00ebj\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb, ku di ai inglizisht “\u00e7iiiiiiiizzzzz”. Sa p\u00ebr Erdogan atje n\u00eb fund hi\u00e7 se hi\u00e7, come oooon, do habitej dhe vet\u00eb Obama : )<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr teori flet p\u00ebr flamurthin e vock\u00ebl patriotik n\u00eb sakon e Presidentit (aty tek xhepi). Se gjoja na qenka nj\u00ebfar\u00eb “butoni” p\u00ebr buz\u00ebqeshjet fotografike. Aso butoni high-tech (dhurat\u00eb e CIA-s) t\u00eb cilin ai e aktivizuaka duke i fryr\u00eb leht\u00eb ca sekonda para shkrepjes s\u00eb aparatit. Mir\u00ebpo ec e besoju gjith\u00eb teorive konspirative q\u00eb njer\u00ebzit e botes parap\u00eblqejn\u00eb t’i marrin si t\u00eb “v\u00ebrteta”. Neve mbase na mjafton v\u00ebrtet\u00ebsia dhe d\u00ebshmia e foto-kolazhit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

( sguraziu – ap, n 2011 – pak humor ) ( …falsitet stabil, thuase dhe buz\u00ebqeshja qe “trajnuar” nga CIA. Ndoshta dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb marifet i CIA-s, meq\u00eb fjala \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr buz\u00ebqeshje “politike”. S’i trembet buz\u00ebqeshja sepse “robotike” – sidoqoft\u00eb, ec… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}