{"id":12376,"date":"2017-03-15T11:57:45","date_gmt":"2017-03-15T10:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12376"},"modified":"2024-09-30T01:08:47","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T00:08:47","slug":"profecia-yahoo-djelmoshat-digital-cowboys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12376","title":{"rendered":"Profecia – Yahoo djelmoshat, “digital cowboys”!"},"content":{"rendered":"

( sguraziu – ap, pr 2011 – pak humor )<\/em><\/p>\n

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N\u00eb nj\u00eb shkrim dikur, di\u00e7 si humoresk\u00eb, titulluar “N\u00eb Dimensionin pa Biomas\u00eb<\/strong>“, para disa viteve pata shkruar:<\/p>\n

– – –
\nD\u00e9j\u00e0 vu – IV<\/p>\n

Titull-titulushi m\u00eb b\u00ebn t\u00eb ndiej prap\u00eb respekt p\u00ebr Yahoo-n. K\u00ebt\u00eb Yahoo-n time q\u00eb e p\u00ebrdor p\u00ebr 4-5 vjet rresht, n\u00eb mos 6 vjet. Sall p\u00ebr emailat un\u00eb s’mund t’ua kthej kurr\u00eb hakun djelmoshave t\u00eb Yahoo. I p\u00ebrdor sh\u00ebrbimet e tyre pothuaj p\u00ebrdit\u00eb, i p\u00ebrdor ende, as mendja s\u2019m\u00eb shkon t’i tradhtoj, t’i l\u00eb, t’ua kthej shpin\u00ebn. P\u00ebrve\u00e7 n\u00ebse m\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb ata mua. At\u00ebher\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb di\u00e7 tjet\u00ebr, kuptohet. P\u00ebrve\u00e7 n\u00ebse marr\u00eb nj\u00eb let\u00ebr nga ta, ku t\u00eb lexoj:<\/p>\n

\u201cI nderuar Mr. Deja Vu,
\nme keqardhje ju lajm\u00ebrojm\u00eb se sh\u00ebrbimi yn\u00eb i post\u00ebs, pas nj\u00eb dekade sh\u00ebrbimi p\u00ebr gjith\u00eb njer\u00ebzit e bot\u00ebs, pa b\u00ebr\u00eb dallime n\u00ebse jan\u00eb amerikan\u00eb, malazez\u00eb, \u00e7ifut\u00eb, kinez\u00eb, babilonas\u00eb, eskimez\u00eb, inkas\u00eb apo t\u00eb ardhur nga Neptuni, nuk do t’jet\u00eb tani e tutje falas. P\u00ebr fat t\u00eb keq, s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb e mundur tutje t\u00eb punojm\u00eb falas. E dim\u00eb se ju keni qen\u00eb nd\u00ebr p\u00ebrdoruesit m\u00eb t\u00eb devotsh\u00ebm, pa paguar asnj\u00eb cent p\u00ebr shum\u00eb vjet me radh\u00eb, por ne shpresojm\u00eb n\u00eb mir\u00ebkuptimin tuaj.
\nMe nderime e respekt,
\nYahoo-djelmoshat\u201d.<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb k\u00ebso letre do t’ishte e ftoht\u00eb si ai telegrami q\u00eb ta sjell nj\u00eb lajm tep\u00ebr t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00eb. Ose si nj\u00eb let\u00ebr ku e dashura, ajo m\u00eb e dashura, zemra, zem\u00ebrushja… ta thot\u00eb tro\u00e7, se t’ka l\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebrgjithmon\u00eb. Dhe ti e di mir\u00eb se ajo \u00e7far\u00eb thot\u00eb letra \u00ebsht\u00eb fundi, fundi i vet\u00eb fundit.
\n– – –<\/p>\n

Dhe pas kaq vitesh t\u00eb Deja Vu-ekskursionit, ja \u00e7far\u00eb emaili m\u00eb erdhi nga Yahoo-djelmoshat. Ok, k\u00ebsaj radhe \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr “upgrade”, por leht\u00eb mund t’ishte dhe “email lamtumire”! Mendoni pak\u00ebz lidhur me “profecin\u00eb” time, n\u00ebse i p\u00ebrdorni sh\u00ebrbimet falas, me vite e me vite!<\/p>\n

YAHOO MAIL – SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT<\/p>\n

Dear S. Guraziu,
\nThank you for being a Yahoo! Mail user for the past 4 year(s). We look forward to bringing you an even faster, safer, easier-to-use Yahoo! Mail very soon. In the coming months, we will ask you to upgrade to the newest version of Yahoo! Mail for your account. All Yahoo! Mail customers will be asked to upgrade. But in the meantime, you don’t have to wait, you can have the newest Yahoo! Mail today.
\nIf you don\u2019t upgrade now, we recommend that you upgrade soon.
\nThank you for being a loyal Yahoo! Mail user.
\nWe hope you enjoy the newest version of Yahoo! Mail.<\/p>\n

David McDowell
\nSenior Director, Yahoo! Mail Product Management<\/p>\n

[ photo: The Yahoo logo is shown at the company’s headquarters in Sunnyvale, California April 16, 2013<\/span> ]<\/p>\n

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( sguraziu – ap, pr 2011 – pak humor ) N\u00eb nj\u00eb shkrim dikur, di\u00e7 si humoresk\u00eb, titulluar “N\u00eb Dimensionin pa Biomas\u00eb“, para disa viteve pata shkruar: – – – D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu – IV Titull-titulushi m\u00eb b\u00ebn t\u00eb ndiej prap\u00eb… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}