{"id":12448,"date":"2023-03-27T14:39:50","date_gmt":"2023-03-27T13:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12448"},"modified":"2024-04-09T03:27:07","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T02:27:07","slug":"edhe-dashuri-edhe-hulumtime-1-udhe-e-2-pune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=12448","title":{"rendered":"Edhe dashuri edhe “hulumtime”, 1 udh\u00eb e 2 pun\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"

sguraziu – ap, mars 23 – pak humor<\/em><\/p>\n

(vet\u00eb sikur u “\u00e7udita” pak\u00ebz, as 5% s’e dashkan Suedin\u00eb, e megjithat\u00eb Suedia “lule” krahasuar me Lulandin\u00eb<\/strong> : )<\/p>\n

…kosovar\u00ebt mjaft t\u00eb zot\u00ebt, shpesh “1 udh\u00eb e 2 pun\u00eb” si\u00e7 thot\u00eb populli, pas liberalizimit t\u00eb vizave do ia m\u00ebsyekan Zvicr\u00ebs – k\u00ebt\u00eb e m\u00ebsova nga “indeksionline” (ata qenkan bazuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb “hulumtim”) – sidoqoft\u00eb, ne do sqarojm\u00eb tani se t\u00eb dh\u00ebnat e “hulumtimit” qenkan gjeneruar nga nj\u00eb aplikacion i “dashuris\u00eb” (ethnic-based & meaningful dating) me emrin “Dua”, dmth. aso q\u00eb instalohen n\u00eb iPhone p\u00ebr t’u “dashuruar” : )<\/p>\n

…m\u00eb shum\u00eb se 160.000 p\u00ebrdorues nga Kosova e paskan instaluar “Dua”, n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet t\u00eb cilit ata e gjejn\u00eb “dashurin\u00eb”, por paskan dhe tjera mund\u00ebsi (jo vet\u00ebm t\u00eb “duan”), aplikacioni paska dhe funksione shtes\u00eb p\u00ebr t’i shprehur “p\u00eblqimet” e ndryshme – sipas pronar\u00ebve, meq\u00eb i lidhur me “negociatat e heqjes s\u00eb vizave me 1 Janar 2024”, t\u00eb dh\u00ebnat e mbledhura paskan ofruar nj\u00eb “pasqyr\u00eb” (ose “hulumtim”, ashtuquajtur nga ta) mbi interesin e kosovar\u00ebve p\u00ebr vendet q\u00eb duan t’i vizitojn\u00eb – Zvicra qenka vendi m\u00eb i “d\u00ebshiruar” p\u00ebr vizit\u00eb (28.75%), p\u00ebrcjellur nga Gjermania (21.5%) dhe Suedia (4.82%) – n\u00eb p\u00ebrgjith\u00ebsi 54.77% e paskan shfaqur preferenc\u00ebn p\u00ebr rajonin gjermanofol\u00ebs…<\/p>\n

…vet\u00eb sikur u \u00e7udita pak\u00ebz, as 5% s’e dashkan Suedin\u00eb, hm mjaft e “\u00e7uditshme”, e gjith\u00eb bota mbar\u00eb e din\u00eb se vendet skandinave jan\u00eb kulmi i kultur\u00ebs, pik\u00ebmaja e p\u00ebrparimit dhe e mir\u00ebqenies, nd\u00ebrsa Zvicra pothuaj “shtet policor” hesapi, po s’i pagove dritat sakaq ia behin policia n\u00eb der\u00eb, madje dhe po e harrove bilet\u00ebn e trenit, qoft\u00eb dhe mujore e parapaguar, prap\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj, t\u00eb fusin n\u00eb burg, ok… ekonomikisht tani i kan\u00eb pun\u00ebt pak\u00ebz m\u00eb mir\u00eb sepse na shtiren gjoja “neutral”, i kan\u00eb ujdisur ca bankash, ca trenash e ca or\u00ebsh t\u00eb sakta, pothuaj 700 vite konfederale duke u munduar ta “fitojn\u00eb” besimin e bot\u00ebs (rreth neutralitetit), u desh\u00ebn 7 shekuj mezi ia dol\u00ebn, tash i mjelin jo vet\u00ebm “milkat” e Alpeve por dhe verdhushkat e gjith\u00eb bot\u00ebs, madje dhe ato t\u00eb “drogaxhinj\u00ebve” t\u00eb Kolumbis\u00eb e t\u00eb Tasmanis\u00eb (shtiren s’u intereson t\u00eb kujt jan\u00eb, gjoja s’kan\u00eb si ta din\u00eb se para droge jan\u00eb, jane betuar gjoja besnik\u00eb neutral), vall\u00eb pse kosovar\u00ebt ta zgjedhin Zvicr\u00ebn para Suedis\u00eb, hm… ec e merre vesh, e megjithat\u00eb me 5% Suedia na qenka “lule” krahasuar me Lulandin\u00eb, kjo s’figuruaka as hi\u00e7, as 0% : )<\/p>\n

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sguraziu – ap, mars 23 – pak humor (vet\u00eb sikur u “\u00e7udita” pak\u00ebz, as 5% s’e dashkan Suedin\u00eb, e megjithat\u00eb Suedia “lule” krahasuar me Lulandin\u00eb : ) …kosovar\u00ebt mjaft t\u00eb zot\u00ebt, shpesh “1 udh\u00eb e 2 pun\u00eb” si\u00e7 thot\u00eb populli,… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}