{"id":131,"date":"2018-12-08T18:57:13","date_gmt":"2018-12-08T18:57:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.letrat.eu\/?p=131"},"modified":"2026-04-08T08:34:27","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T07:34:27","slug":"thai-masazhat-e-bondsteel-dhe-bujtinat-e-ligatines-kosovare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Bondsteel, dhe “bujtinat e Ligatin\u00ebs” kosovare!"},"content":{"rendered":"

S. Guraziu – Ars Poetica, N 2018<\/em><\/p>\n

…meq\u00eb Bondsteel \u00ebsht\u00eb kamp ushtarak, kuptohet nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb Disneyland, atyre q\u00eb jetojn\u00eb e punojn\u00eb n\u00eb Bondsteel nuk u lejohet t’i sjellin grat\u00eb apo familjet me vete, kazermat e ushtris\u00eb jan\u00eb kazerma, s’lejohen kalamall\u00ebqe as bebesh q\u00eb qajn\u00eb p\u00ebr biberonin – mir\u00ebpo p\u00ebr 7000 ushtar\u00ebt (e kapacitetit t\u00eb kampit) s’\u00ebsht\u00eb dhe aq tragjike… Kampi Bondsteel mund t’i strehoj\u00eb 7000 ushtar\u00eb, gj\u00eb q\u00eb e b\u00ebn baz\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe n\u00eb Ballkan.<\/p>\n

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\nN\u00eb nj\u00eb faqe speciale, enkas p\u00ebr bazat ushtarake, po k\u00ebnaqesha duke lexuar sepse padyshim i “etur” p\u00ebr info te panjohura (andaj dhe qe shpikur leximi, apo jo).<\/p>\n

Meq\u00eb m\u00ebnyra e jetes\u00ebs s\u00eb kosovar\u00ebve \u00ebsht\u00eb “tjet\u00ebrfare” (nga \u00e7’jan\u00eb m\u00ebsuar trupat amerikane – gjera keto q\u00eb njihen dhe bot\u00ebrisht, mir\u00ebpo autoritetet “Pentagon-iste” e din\u00eb m\u00eb mir\u00eb se kushdo), andaj kampist\u00ebve u ofrohet nj\u00eb shum\u00ebllojshm\u00ebri e madhe e leht\u00ebsimeve, p\u00ebr t’i b\u00ebr\u00eb kampist\u00ebt t\u00eb ndjehen si n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi. Derisa kosovar\u00ebt jan\u00eb t\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb me specat e Krush\u00ebs, me konservimin e zarzavateve… ushtar\u00ebt e stacionuar n\u00eb Bondsteel s’han\u00eb speca turshi. Ata mund t’rrin\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr restorante, n\u00ebp\u00ebr “Grande”, n\u00ebp\u00ebr kafenet\u00eb a n\u00ebp\u00ebr baret, \u00e7do dit\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb vitit, dit\u00eb p\u00ebr dit\u00eb e vit p\u00ebr vit, kudo q\u00eb t’ken\u00eb qejf.<\/p>\n

Mir\u00ebpo vrasja e koh\u00ebs p\u00ebr kampist\u00ebt vet\u00ebm n\u00ebp\u00ebr kazino e bare do ishte monotoni vrastare, andaj kampi na i paska edhe luksozitetet e veta. Bie fjala “thai-masazhat”, aso sallonesh t\u00eb masazhit udh\u00ebhequr nga grat\u00eb profesionale, ardhur enkas nga Tajlanda, dmth. aso zonjash e demimondash “pro”, t\u00eb zanatit. Ve\u00e7 u muar vesh, e tham\u00eb m\u00eb lart, kazermat jan\u00eb kazerma, s’jan\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7iftesh e p\u00ebr “lifestyle” familjare.<\/p>\n

Autoritetet e larta (ushtarake, qofshin t\u00eb NATO-s a t\u00eb Pentagonit, it’s the same) e din\u00eb q\u00eb sallonet e masazhave s’jan\u00eb as “thai-kamuflazh” as justifikim p\u00ebr bordelet, ruana zot… larg qoft\u00eb. S’\u00ebsht\u00eb nevoja, pasi Gjilani a Ferizaji me baret e me bujtinat e panum\u00ebrta ofrojn\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka. P\u00ebr m\u00eb tep\u00ebr bujtinat e sotme t\u00eb Gjilanit a te Ferizajit s’jan\u00eb si ato h\u00e2net e “Ligatin\u00ebs” s\u00eb Musa Ramdanit, assesi jo – kot ai romani i tij, mund t\u00eb shitej p\u00ebr “let\u00ebrsin\u00eb” jo dhe p\u00ebr ushtrin\u00eb. Bujtinat e Kosov\u00ebs s\u00eb tashme jan\u00eb ultra-moderne. Se mos vet\u00ebm t\u00eb Gjilanit e Ferizajit, Kosova s’\u00ebsht\u00eb ndonj\u00eb Rusi e paskajshme, 1 or\u00eb i duhet njeriut nga skaji n\u00eb bisht. Ashtu-k\u00ebshtu nj\u00eb “p\u00ebll\u00ebmb\u00eb”, e sidomos pas nd\u00ebrtimit t\u00eb autostradave gjith\u00e7ka e shkurtuar. E gjith\u00eb hartografia n\u00eb p\u00ebll\u00ebmb\u00eb – t\u00eb gjitha h\u00e2net e bujtinat, t\u00eb gjitha motelet e bordelet, t\u00eb gjitha saunat e hotelet.<\/p>\n

Duket ekzotiz\u00ebm i tepruar hapja e “thai-salloneve” n\u00eb nj\u00eb kamp ushtarak (nj\u00ebsoj si n\u00eb Las Vegas), mir\u00ebpo kur njeriu ka dollar\u00eb si tep\u00ebr at\u00ebher\u00eb pse jo. Dollar\u00ebt dhe milionat ashtu-k\u00ebshtu jan\u00eb para t\u00eb kosovar\u00ebve, firmat amerikane kujdesen p\u00ebr asfaltin, p\u00ebr autostradat e shtrenjta miliardat i paguan populli. Ushtarak\u00ebve kurr\u00eb s’iu b\u00ebhet von\u00eb, kampist\u00ebt kan\u00eb sa t\u00eb duash koh\u00eb, fjala \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr dekada. Nd\u00ebrsa t\u00eb “fitohen tenderat” e asfaltimit pik\u00ebrisht nga amerikanet, kuptohet p\u00ebr k\u00ebso detaje kujdesen ambasador\u00ebt dhe miqt\u00eb p\u00ebrmes “diplo-kanaleve”. Tekefundit (sa u p\u00ebrket tenderave) keshtu ishte skemografia e rut\u00ebs diplomatike t\u00eb deritashme. P\u00ebr tutje askush s’e di, “analist\u00ebt” e politikave dhe mediatiket thjesht heshtin, sepse s’e kan\u00eb iden\u00eb si do shiten tenderat e s\u00eb ardhm\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

Sidoqoft\u00eb, le ta cekim dhe ndonj\u00eb detaj-kuriozitet p\u00ebr kampin madh\u00ebshtor, le t’k\u00ebnaqet sadopak dhe lexuesi eventual i artikullit ton\u00eb. Psh. sh\u00ebrbimi postar i Bondsteel (PX – Post Exchange) ofruaka shk\u00ebmbimin m\u00eb t\u00eb madh t\u00eb post\u00ebs ushtarake n\u00eb Evrop\u00ebn Juglindore. Dmth. s’ia kaluaka vet\u00ebm Kosov\u00ebs s\u00eb “vock\u00ebl” (sa nj\u00eb ran\u00e7 i Bush-Juniorit n\u00eb Texas) por gjith\u00eb rajonit t\u00eb Evro-Lindjes.<\/p>\n

Kampi Bondsteel e ka dhe spitalin e vet (natyrisht q\u00eb e ka), madje pretenduakan ta ken\u00eb spitalin m\u00eb t\u00eb avancuar n\u00eb Kosov\u00eb. Anise shumica e kosovar\u00ebve dyshuakan q\u00eb ky pohim t’na jet\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebsi, sipas vendor\u00ebve duhet t’jet\u00eb ekzagjerim : )<\/p>\n

Tutje kampi i paska dy palestra, dy nd\u00ebrtesa rekreative me gjith\u00e7ka t\u00eb nevojshme, me telefona, kompjutera, lidhje interneti, biliardo, pishina, video-loj\u00ebra e \u00e7far\u00eb tjet\u00ebr jo. Pastaj nj\u00eb “tempull fetar” me sh\u00ebrbime t\u00eb ndryshme p\u00ebr religjionet dhe p\u00ebr aktivitete t\u00eb tjera (dmth. mbase kish\u00eb, xhami, sinagog\u00eb, ndonje tempull per orakujt e Delfit, dhe… gjith\u00e7ka), paska fusha futbolli, volejbolli e tenisi, paska menz\u00eb t\u00eb madhe, stacion zjarrfik\u00ebsish, stacion policor (polici ushtarake), dy bare p\u00ebr cappuccino, Burger King, Taco Bell, pizzeri Anthony’s Pizza, berberhane, lavanderi (q\u00eb pun\u00ebsuaka kosovar\u00eb, vendas), pastrues kimik, rrobaqep\u00ebs, u v\u00ebrtitkan shit\u00ebs t\u00eb ndrysh\u00ebm vendor\u00eb q\u00eb shesin shalqi, dardha, qershi… “suvenire” dhe lloj-lloj produktesh kosovare.<\/p>\n

P\u00ebr lakmi… t\u00eb gjitha varg e varg, e megjithat\u00eb (s’duhet mohuar) m\u00eb s\u00eb shumti intersante sallonet, ato “pro-gejshat” e Tajland\u00ebs. Thai-masazhat jan\u00eb testuar p\u00ebr m\u00eb shum\u00eb se 3000 vjet, duart e buta tajlandeze i ka testuar mir\u00ebfilli historia, t\u00eb gjitha perandorit\u00eb aziatike e dinin, varg e varg me mij\u00ebra vjet, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb perandor\u00ebt e dinastive kineze, e dinte madje dhe perandoria mongoleze e Xhingis Khan-it. Trupat e ushtareve trajtohen aq but\u00ebsisht, me kat\u00ebr element\u00ebt tradicionale t\u00eb thai-ekzotizmit, plus me bar\u00ebra, aromash e me masazh. Dihet me mij\u00ebra vjet tashm\u00eb q\u00eb thai-masazha i qet\u00ebson simptomat fizike e psikologjike, e stimulon qarkullimin e gjakut, e rregullon sistemin limfatik p\u00ebrmes t\u00eb cilit energjia vet\u00ebm sa vjen duke u rritur. Trupi ndjehet si ato baterit\u00eb “Duracell”, nd\u00ebrsa dihet, askujt s’i duhet energjia m\u00eb shum\u00eb sesa ushtar\u00ebve.<\/p>\n

\"Kampi<\/a>
\nKampi Bondsteel… dhe Ferizaji, kampi “mbulon” siperfaqe pothuaj sa i gjith\u00eb qyteti<\/span><\/p>\n

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S. Guraziu – Ars Poetica, N 2018 …meq\u00eb Bondsteel \u00ebsht\u00eb kamp ushtarak, kuptohet nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb Disneyland, atyre q\u00eb jetojn\u00eb e punojn\u00eb n\u00eb Bondsteel nuk u lejohet t’i sjellin grat\u00eb apo familjet me vete, kazermat e ushtris\u00eb jan\u00eb kazerma, s’lejohen kalamall\u00ebqe… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komente"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}