{"id":13616,"date":"2023-11-05T14:18:42","date_gmt":"2023-11-05T13:18:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=13616"},"modified":"2024-04-09T00:15:10","modified_gmt":"2024-04-08T23:15:10","slug":"francezet-dhe-qafimet-e-sikletshme-me-mire-puthje-sesa-qafim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=13616","title":{"rendered":"Francez\u00ebt dhe qafimet e sikletshme – m\u00eb mir\u00eb “puthje” sesa “qafim”!"},"content":{"rendered":"

(s. guraziu – ars poetica, n 23 – e diel\u00eb… pak humor : )<\/em><\/p>\n

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…se mos vet\u00ebm Parisi, e gjith\u00eb Franca aq e bukur, aq e dashur, kurdo t\u00eb shkosh e ta qafosh ta fal\u00eb bukurin\u00eb, jokushtimisht t\u00eb ngroh\u00eb me dashurin\u00eb, Franca aq e \u00ebmb\u00ebl, aq e ngroht\u00eb, aq e larmishme, aq… aq, aq, mund t\u00eb varg\u00ebzohen “aq-at” deri n\u00eb H\u00ebn\u00eb, s’ka asgj\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj bote q\u00eb nuk e gjen n\u00eb Franc\u00eb, vall\u00eb kush mund t’u thot\u00eb “jo” bukurosheve franceze, vall\u00eb kush mund t’i “rezistoj\u00eb” kuzhinat e tyre, kush mund t’u thot\u00eb “jo” panum\u00ebr llojeve t\u00eb ver\u00ebrave e t\u00eb shampanjave, qoft\u00eb dhe vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr djathin, i kan\u00eb hi\u00e7 m\u00eb pak por nja 300 lloje djathrash…<\/p>\n

…mir\u00ebpo jan\u00eb dhe t\u00eb ndjesh\u00ebm, super-t\u00eb ndjesh\u00ebm, thuase vuajn\u00eb paksa nga hiper-ndjesia dhe nga sikleti, psh. n\u00eb Franc\u00eb p\u00ebrqafimi konsiderohet di\u00e7 mjaft “intime”, jo vetem konsiderohet por si “p\u00ebrvoj\u00eb” \u00ebsht\u00eb di\u00e7 mjaft e sikletshme, duhet patur kujdes me qafimet… sidomos n\u00ebse fem\u00ebr, ashtu-k\u00ebshtu femrat i kan\u00eb 1 milion e 1 arsye p\u00ebt t’vajtur n\u00eb Paris, t\u00eb gjitha modat e bot\u00ebs v\u00ebrtiten rreth Parisit, me miliona fustane aty ekspozohen fillimisht, gjith\u00eb yjet e Hollivudit e t\u00eb Bollivudit frekuentojn\u00eb rreth Parisit, t\u00eb gjitha parfumet e bot\u00ebs nga aty “lan\u00e7ohen” etj. etj. ka 1 milion etj…<\/p>\n

…bukuria e Parisit dhe n\u00eb p\u00ebrgjith\u00ebsi bukuria franceze p\u00ebr femrat \u00ebsht\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonisht e parezistueshme, andaj femrat duhet (me \u00e7do kusht) t’i kursejn\u00eb qafimet, edhe meshkujt duhet t’jen\u00eb t\u00eb kursyesh\u00ebm – por sidomos n\u00ebse fem\u00ebr duhet extra-kujdes, mund t\u00eb ndjehesh Brigitte Bardot, Adriana Lima, Dua Lipa, Laetitia Casta…, who else, dhe vet\u00eb Barbie Cinderrella, askush s’ta ndalon, mund t’i fal\u00ebsh 1 milion puthje POR n\u00eb \u00e7dosecilin moment duhet “kujdes me qafimin”, sepse mund t’i b\u00ebsh parisien\u00ebt t\u00eb ndjehen n\u00eb siklet, nd\u00ebrsa t’i v\u00ebsh francez\u00ebt n\u00eb siklet s’\u00ebsht\u00eb kurr\u00eb ide e mir\u00eb…<\/p>\n

…n\u00ebse ta “dramatizoja” sadopak nj\u00eb th\u00ebnie t\u00eb de Golit (Charles de Gaulle), francez\u00ebt s’jan\u00eb kok\u00ebfort\u00eb por e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb t’i bashkosh, s’mund t’ua imponosh unitetin nga hi\u00e7asgj\u00ebja, jo tek ashtu nga “bluja” e qiellit, si mund t\u00eb flas\u00ebsh p\u00ebr unitet n\u00eb nj\u00eb vend q\u00eb i ka 265 lloje t\u00eb ndryshme t\u00eb djathit – pati th\u00ebn\u00eb ai, mir\u00ebpo n\u00ebse i v\u00eb n\u00eb siklet, n\u00ebse francez\u00ebt ta ndiejn\u00eb ndonj\u00eb rrezik, saora do i kesh bashk\u00eb, sipas de Golit vet\u00ebm “rreziku” i unifikon francez\u00ebt, ashtu t\u00eb gjith\u00eb do i kesh grumbull rreth kull\u00ebs Eifel…<\/p>\n

…k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb p\u00ebrputhet, dramatizimi im i men\u00e7uris\u00eb s\u00eb de Golit mund t\u00eb duket i pavend por gjith\u00e7ka vjen n\u00eb “vendin e vet”, e p\u00ebrqafon 1 francez dhe sakaq do i ndjesh shikimet v\u00ebng\u00ebr t\u00eb 1 milion t\u00eb tjer\u00ebve rretherrotull, pasi thjesht do jet\u00eb ndezur ndonj\u00eb “llamb\u00eb e alarmit fals”, sapo e kuptojn\u00eb asgj\u00eb, s’e b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb madhe as ata, s’kan\u00eb si t\u00eb t\u00eb “nd\u00ebshkojn\u00eb” pos me shikimin v\u00ebng\u00ebr, kaq – pra thjesht duhet kujdes, pse do duhej tek ashtu, panevojsh\u00ebm t’i v\u00ebsh n\u00eb siklet…<\/p>\n

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\n[ s. guraziu, mars 2019 \/ nga: “disa k\u00ebshilla t\u00eb huajve – benjamin bouy, french together”<\/strong> ]<\/span>
\n…edhe n\u00eb Franc\u00eb, normalisht\u2026 kuptohet duhet p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetur, t’i p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndes\u00ebsh francez\u00ebt nj\u00ebsoj si amerikan\u00ebt, britanik\u00ebt e madje dhe spanjoll\u00ebt\u2026 \u00ebsht\u00eb recet\u00eb p\u00ebr katastrof\u00eb, zakonisht me p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetjen shkon dhe puthja, por mos u shqet\u00ebsoni, ata s’do \u00e7menden n\u00ebse i shmangeni puthjes, francez\u00ebt e din\u00eb sa e “turpshme” mund t\u2019jet\u00eb puthja e p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetjes, n\u00ebse puthja t’jet\u00eb e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb p\u00ebr ju, mos harroni se p\u00ebr francez\u00ebt p\u00ebrqafimi \u00ebsht\u00eb po aq i v\u00ebshtir\u00eb : )<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2026n\u00ebse fem\u00ebr, i puthni miqt\u00eb, an\u00ebtar\u00ebt e familjes dhe ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb t\u00eb njohurit. N\u00ebse mashkull mund t\u2019i puthni vet\u00ebm ata t\u00eb gjinis\u00eb s\u00eb kund\u00ebrt (dmth. e qart\u00eb, assesi meshkujt : ) n\u00eb Franc\u00eb, e p\u00ebrqafoni ndonj\u00eb dikend t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb, nganj\u00ebher\u00eb miqt\u00eb e ngusht\u00eb, dhe kaq. Shumica e francez\u00ebve do t’ndjehen n\u00eb siklet n\u00ebse tentoni t’i p\u00ebrqafoni. P\u00ebrqafimi konsiderohet di\u00e7 shum\u00eb intime. N\u00eb fakt, fr\u00ebngjishtja s’ka asnj\u00eb fjal\u00eb p\u00ebr “p\u00ebrqafimin”. Fjala m\u00eb e af\u00ebrt “c\u00e2lin” e ka nj\u00eb kuptim romantik dhe \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb af\u00ebr “p\u00ebrqafimit valentinesk” (dmth. s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb dhe aq af\u00ebr pafaj\u00ebsis\u00eb, nuk konsiderohet p\u00ebrqafim i pafajsh\u00ebm : )<\/span><\/p>\n

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(s. guraziu – ars poetica, n 23 – e diel\u00eb… pak humor : ) …se mos vet\u00ebm Parisi, e gjith\u00eb Franca aq e bukur, aq e dashur, kurdo t\u00eb shkosh e ta qafosh ta fal\u00eb bukurin\u00eb, jokushtimisht t\u00eb ngroh\u00eb me… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}