{"id":15375,"date":"2024-08-14T10:59:49","date_gmt":"2024-08-14T09:59:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=15375"},"modified":"2024-11-19T10:36:05","modified_gmt":"2024-11-19T09:36:05","slug":"koha-per-leksione-amerikes-rreth-presidenc-ializmit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=15375","title":{"rendered":"Koha p\u00ebr “leksione” Amerik\u00ebs rreth zgjedhjes s\u00eb Presidenteve !"},"content":{"rendered":"

( s. guraziu – ars poetica, g 24 – humoresk\u00eb, pak humor – rishkruar, rregulluar sadopak, meq\u00eb e postova tek “AlbSpirit” dhe “VoAl” )<\/em><\/p>\n

Vall\u00eb a nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e \u00e7uditshme q\u00eb Amerika as 1 Miss-Presidente kurr\u00eb, kaluan shekuj dhe afro 50 President\u00eb varg e varg! Nd\u00ebrsa Kosova, shembullorja e urt\u00ebsive t\u00eb popullit, gjat\u00eb demokracis\u00eb \u201cnewborn\u201d (pothuaj ende me cuc\u00ebll, me biberon) i zgjodhi jo 1\u2026 por 2 Miss-Presidente (pata shkruar n\u00eb humoresk\u00ebn dikur, 2 vite m\u00eb par\u00eb).<\/p>\n

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\n(ngjitur: portret i Znj. Klinton, b\u00ebr\u00eb me ndihm\u00ebn e IA)<\/p>\n

Dhe tani, si\u00e7 e pam\u00eb desh e likviduan ish-Presidentin Trump, pothuaj n\u00eb sy t\u00eb bot\u00ebs, jo nat\u00ebn as tin\u00ebz\u2026 por n\u00eb pik\u00eb t\u00eb dit\u00ebs. Krijohet p\u00ebrshtypja se n\u00eb historin\u00eb e vet Amerika kurr\u00eb s\u2019ka qen\u00eb m\u00eb e \u201cp\u00ebr\u00e7ar\u00eb e m\u00eb e ndar\u00eb\u201d.
\nSiduket ka ardhur koha q\u00eb Kosova t\u2019i jep \u201cleksion\u201d Amerik\u00ebs sa i p\u00ebrket demokracis\u00eb dhe avancimeve politike : ) Pse? Epo, sepse\u2026 sepse faktet t\u00eb qarta, faktet shpalosin gjith\u00e7ka, faktet jan\u00eb fakte, as vet\u00eb shkencat s\u2019ia b\u00ebjn\u00eb g\u00ebk pa fakte, pa le politikat.<\/p>\n

Po ashtu, fakt \u00ebsht\u00eb, bota e tendosur, gjithandej plot trazira, mosmarr\u00ebveshje, luftra, plot padrejt\u00ebsi; Izraeli, Palestina, Rusia, Ukraina\u2026 gjithandej luftime, sulme, raketa, bombardime, viktima, lajme t\u00eb k\u00ebqija mozomokeq! <\/p>\n

Fush\u00eb-mejdani politik globalistik di t\u2019jet\u00eb i tmerrsh\u00ebm, mos pyet\u2026 tashm\u00eb politikat i b\u00ebjm\u00eb madje dhe me k\u00ebrc\u00ebnime b\u00ebrthamore, tashm\u00eb dhe bombat atomike i \u201chedhim\u201d gjoja n\u00eb tavolinat e \u201cpaqes\u201d dhe i shtjellosim debatet.
\nRuana zot, ngjash\u00ebm sikur dhe n\u00ebnave, gjithmon\u00eb mendja na shkon tek skenari m\u00eb i keq, nj\u00eb buton gabim, nj\u00eb buton i kuq, nj\u00eb buton i nxeht\u00eb dhe buuuum. Ja pse duhet shum\u00eb kujdes kur zgjedhen udh\u00ebheq\u00ebsit. <\/p>\n

Ja pse Miss-Presidenteshat do ishin “udh\u00ebheq\u00ebset ideale” t\u00eb krizave moderne, sidomos n\u00eb aren\u00ebn e politikave globale. Sepse jan\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb matura, m\u00eb gjakftohta, m\u00eb t\u00eb arsyeshme, m\u00eb pro-jet\u00ebs, m\u00eb kund\u00ebr-vdekjes etj etj. Sa p\u00ebr Miss-Presidenteshat shtetet kurr\u00eb s’do luftonin mes vete, do pak\u00ebsoheshin duksh\u00ebm me bomba e me raketa, pas ca dekadave ndoshta s’do ekzistonin fare armatimet. Garant, ato b\u00ebrthamore do zhdukeshin, vet\u00eb Elon Musk me raketat e veta do i hidhte diku n\u00eb humner\u00ebn kozmike, do i zhdukte atje diku af\u00ebr Marsit. Me urdhrin e Presidentes do ta pastronte planetin nga secila bomb\u00eb a bombul\u00eb e marr\u00ebzis\u00eb. Gjith\u00eb satelit\u00ebt e tij, dhe raketat e SpaceX do ishin n\u00eb sh\u00ebrbim t\u00eb paqes, s’do guxonte t’ia kthente fjal\u00ebn as gruas s\u00eb vet, pa le Miss-Presidentes.<\/p>\n

Miss-Presidenteshat s\u00ebshumti s’do i flisnin nj\u00ebra-tjetr\u00ebs, do p\u00ebshp\u00ebritej e do shushuritej, n\u00ebp\u00ebr konferencat e bot\u00ebs do i shmangeshin nj\u00ebra-tjetr\u00ebs me \u00e7do kusht, s’do pinin kafe bashk\u00eb as n\u00eb Davos, as n\u00eb OKB p\u00ebr inat, dhe kaq : )<\/p>\n

Zoti Biden e kuptoi dhe vet\u00eb \u201climitin\u201d kohor, p\u00ebrkund\u00ebr vullnetit t\u00eb mir\u00eb q\u00eb t\u2019i sh\u00ebrbej\u00eb popullit (me legjitimitetin + t\u00eb nj\u00eb mandati tjet\u00ebr), ja q\u00eb zinte n\u2019thua dhe desh u rr\u00ebzua 2-3 her\u00eb duke i ngjitur shkall\u00ebt e \u201cAir Force One\u201d. <\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa dihet, \u201cAir Force One\u201d p\u00ebrve\u00e7 si avion udh\u00ebtimesh, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 si avion vizitash e diplomatikash \u00ebsht\u00eb dhe krye-shtab, \u00ebsht\u00eb Gjeneralshtab, \u00ebsht\u00eb \u201ckomand\u00eb mobile\u201d e Komandantit t\u00eb Forcave t\u00eb Armatosura, jo vet\u00ebm atyre ajrore a vet\u00ebm tok\u00ebsore\u2026 por madje dhe t\u00eb \u201cSpace Forces\u201d, t\u00eb gjith\u00e7kaje. Me mini-raket\u00eb e me pistolet\u00eb, me mbidet\u00ebse e me n\u00ebndet\u00ebse, t\u00eb 5 faqet e Pentagonit, gjith\u00e7ka pentagonale i p\u00ebrkulet komandave dhe butonave t\u00eb \u201cAir Force One\u201d.<\/p>\n

Dhe tani bota mbar\u00eb e sheh, kamera gjithandej, President-Komandanti trulloset, i merret mendja akoma duke i ngjitur shkall\u00ebt, jo vet\u00ebm nuk \u201cp\u00ebrputhet\u201d me parapritjet por dhe e rrezikshme q\u00eb vet\u00eb \u201cKrye-Komandanti\u201d t\u00eb kalamendet. Aspak shenj\u00eb e mir\u00eb. Presidenti Biden e di q\u00eb burrat e kan\u00eb me zem\u00ebr dhe duhet sa m\u00eb realistik, asgj\u00eb s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb \u201climitless\u201d, gjith\u00e7ka i ka kufijt\u00eb e vet.<\/p>\n

Ose bie fjala Presidentin Zelensky e quante \u201cPutin\u201d, i ngat\u00ebrrohej Zelensky n\u00eb pik\u00eb t\u00eb dit\u00ebs n\u00eb foltoren e mitingut, e qart\u00eb, pleq\u00ebria i b\u00ebn t\u00eb vetat dhe n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb drejtim nuk mungon as mir\u00ebkuptimi. Vet\u00eb pleqt\u00eb thon\u00eb nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb \u201cm\u00ebkat\u201d t\u2019b\u00ebsh shaka me pleqt\u00eb, jo vet\u00ebm sepse gjithkush mplaket, gjithkush vjen n\u00eb t\u2019nj\u00ebjtin moment, por sepse \u201ckalamendjet\u201d dhe gafat e pleq\u00ebris\u00eb jan\u00eb aq simpatike, sikur u ngjajn\u00eb atyre kalamall\u00ebqeve engj\u00ebllore t\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebris\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Mir\u00ebpo, dmth. thelbi \u00ebsht\u00eb: \u00e7far\u00eb n\u00ebse President-Komandantit i ngat\u00ebrrohen ata butonat e kuq, i ngjet shkall\u00ebt pa u kalamendur, i hip avionit mbar\u00eb e rehat por \u00e7far\u00eb n\u00ebse e shtyp gabimthi butonin q\u00eb s\u2019do duhej dhe\u2026 etj. etj.<\/p>\n

Duke i njohur sjelljet dhe psikologjisjen e Trump, e gjith\u00eb bota mbar\u00eb e din\u00eb se atij si kandidat pik\u00ebrisht kjo e fundit mund t’i ndodh\u00eb. Nj\u00ebher\u00eb pati ngelur, s’e gjente si hapej dera e autobusit, s’e gjente dot butonin, dorez\u00ebn. N\u00ebse t’kishte patur aty 5-6 butona, padyshim do e kishte shtypur pik\u00ebrisht at\u00eb q\u00eb s’duhet.
\nS\u2019jam kund\u00ebr z. Trump (s\u2019jam as amerikan madje, s\u2019m\u00eb takon as t\u00eb votoj) mir\u00ebpo jam i drejt\u00eb, ai ve\u00e7 ishte President 1 her\u00eb, ndenji n\u00eb \u201cSht\u00ebpi\u2026\u201d plot 4 vjet, s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb nevoja t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb Trump 2 her\u00eb\u2026 e ndokush tjet\u00ebr asnj\u00ebher\u00eb. Politika nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb sport, e sakt\u00eb dhe kjo, por duhet sadopak dhe \u201cfair\u201d, apo jo. Andaj uroj k\u00ebsaj radhe (pas largimit t\u00eb Presidentit Biden nga kampanja presidenciale) t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb ndonj\u00eb \u201cgrua demokrate\u201d, ndonj\u00eb zonj\u00eb e men\u00e7ur, ndonj\u00eb \u201clady\u201d e politik\u00ebs largpam\u00ebse.<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa Kosova mrekullia vet\u00eb, avancimet me presidencat dhe me zgjedhjet s\u2019kan\u00eb si i shmangen bot\u00ebs. Thon\u00eb se th\u00ebniet e popullit jan\u00eb fjal\u00eb t\u00eb men\u00e7ura, nuk thuhet kot \u201cth\u00ebnie e urt\u00eb e popullit\u201d, apo jo. Thuhet ashtu sepse jan\u00eb th\u00ebnie ngjeshur me p\u00ebrvoj\u00eb e me urt\u00ebsi. Psh. popullit n\u00eb Kosov\u00eb i takon autor\u00ebsia rreth th\u00ebnies \u201cfemna i ka ment e shkurta\u201d. Dhe shih, thuase populli na qenk\u00ebsh ngutur me \u201cth\u00ebnien e urt\u00eb\u201d, gjat\u00eb demokracis\u00eb \u201cnewborn\u201d (pothuaj ende me cuc\u00ebll, me biberon) i zgjodhi jo 1\u2026 por 2 Miss-Presidente.<\/p>\n

Dhe shih \u00e7udin\u00eb po ashtu, \u00e7udin\u00eb e \u201can\u00ebs tjet\u00ebr\u201d, Amerika gjoja zemra e demokracis\u00eb moderne, q\u00eb nga vet\u00eb filli i fillimit, q\u00eb nga Washington-i i Par\u00eb, si Presidenti i par\u00eb me \u201c1 dh\u00ebmb\u201d (nj\u00ebdh\u00ebmbaxhiu), kaluan shekuj dhe afro 50 President\u00eb varg e varg\u2026 populli amerikan as dhe 1 \u201cmendjeshkurt\u00ebr\u201d s\u2019e zgjodhi si Miss-Presidente! E qart\u00eb, koha p\u00ebr \u201cleksione\u201d Amerik\u00ebs rreth zgjedhjes s\u00eb President\u00ebve, rreth Miss-Presidenteshave!<\/p>\n

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( s. guraziu – ars poetica, g 24 – humoresk\u00eb, pak humor – rishkruar, rregulluar sadopak, meq\u00eb e postova tek “AlbSpirit” dhe “VoAl” ) Vall\u00eb a nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e \u00e7uditshme q\u00eb Amerika as 1 Miss-Presidente kurr\u00eb, kaluan shekuj dhe afro… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}