{"id":1595,"date":"2019-09-26T16:42:57","date_gmt":"2019-09-26T16:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.letrat.eu\/?p=1595"},"modified":"2024-04-23T11:42:38","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T10:42:38","slug":"mimi-dhe-gjunjezimi-i-politikave-te-zemres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=1595","title":{"rendered":"Mimi, dhe gjunj\u00ebzimi i &#8220;politikave&#8221; t\u00eb Zemr\u00ebs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S. Guraziu (Humoresk\u00eb, 2017)<\/p>\n<p>(&#8230;<strong>sikur m\u00eb p\u00eblqente ajo status quo valentineske, sikur s&#8217;doja t&#8217;ia trazoja t\u00eb kuqen &#8220;platonikes&#8221; me detajesh cik\u00ebrrimtare t\u00eb realitetit<\/strong>&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Bota s&#8217;din\u00eb gj\u00eb, s&#8217;ia kam th\u00ebn\u00eb kujt (nuk i shpalosen bot\u00ebs tek ashtu sekretet e zemr\u00ebs) por pothuaj e pata humbur zemr\u00ebn &#8220;pas&#8221; Mimit! Po, po&#8230; e kam fjal\u00ebn p\u00ebr at\u00eb Mimin e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb.<br \/>\nAnise mund dhe t&#8217;mos isha i vetmi. Tin\u00ebz p\u00ebrflitet e shushuritet se ajo nd\u00ebr vite i pati trazuar zemrat e mjaft politikan\u00ebve shqiptar\u00eb. Pastaj duke i vizituar seancat e NATO-aleanc\u00ebs, me ato buz\u00ebqeshjet marramend\u00ebse desh i pati trazuar dhe vet\u00eb zemrat e politik\u00ebs evropiane. Men\u00e7uria dhe shija &#8220;ramushiane&#8221; sa i p\u00ebrket p\u00ebrzgjedhjes s\u00eb miss-ministreshave i pati r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb sy madje dhe kreut t\u00eb Mbrojtjes austriake, madje dhe vet\u00eb ambasadorit t\u00eb&#8230; ose dhe s&#8217;ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi fare se kush tjet\u00ebr ka ngelur me zem\u00ebr t\u00eb trazuar. R\u00ebnd\u00ebsi ka q\u00eb vet\u00eb qesh trazuar, pothuaj pata ngelur dhe pa k\u00ebt\u00eb zemr\u00ebn e vetme q\u00eb kam.<\/p>\n<p>Dmth. at\u00ebbot\u00eb ashtu pa e njohur&#8230; pa ditur n\u00ebse Mimi na ishte e lir\u00eb, pa ditur n\u00ebse ishte &#8220;single&#8221; apo e &#8220;z\u00ebn\u00eb&#8221;. S&#8217;doja t&#8217;i dija k\u00ebto, t\u00eb tilla detaje zemra sikur s&#8217;donte t&#8217;i &#8220;dinte&#8221;. Thuase zemra e ngrat\u00eb kishte frik\u00eb t\u00eb zhg\u00ebnjehej a t\u00eb pik\u00ebllohej duke m\u00ebsuar q\u00eb zemra e Mimit ndoshta s&#8217;kishte vend. Sado e madhe zemra e saj, thjesht mund t&#8217;ishte peng i ndonj\u00eb lumturushi. Andaj sikur m\u00eb p\u00eblqente ajo status quo valentineske, sikur s&#8217;doja t&#8217;ia trazoja t\u00eb kuqen &#8220;platonikes&#8221; me detajesh cik\u00ebrrimtare t\u00eb realitetit : )<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, zanafilla e &#8220;ftohjes&#8221; p\u00ebr Mimin mund t&#8217;i p\u00ebrshkruhet koh\u00ebve kur dol\u00ebn n\u00eb shesh ambicjet e saj &#8220;ministrale&#8230;&#8221;! Imagjino, do b\u00ebhej Kryezonja e Mbrojtjes s\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb, si politikane e atij rangu do i thoshte &#8220;jo&#8221; dhe vet\u00eb Sekretarit t\u00eb NATO-s&#8230; pa le mua. Dal\u00ebngadal\u00eb qesh ftohur, dija hallin vetes &#8211; i flisja zemr\u00ebs q\u00eb t\u00eb zbrampsej.<br \/>\nGjithsesi &#8220;ftohjen&#8221; sikur e pati ndihmuar dhe nj\u00eb detaj tjet\u00ebr. S&#8217;pata gjetur as dhe 1 foto t\u00eb Mimit me fustan! Sado e \u00e7uditshme t\u00eb ting\u00eblloj\u00eb &#8211; as dhe 1 t\u00eb vetme me fustan (sa p\u00ebr foto n\u00eb bikini as q\u00eb m&#8217;ka vajtur mendja, fjala e pionierit&#8230; dmth. ajo m\u00eb e sinqerta)! Pra q\u00eb nga at\u00ebher\u00eb gradualisht pati filluar &#8220;ftohja&#8221;, sikur filluan t\u00eb rriten filiza dyshimesh, hm&#8230; mos vall\u00eb megjithat\u00eb Mimi \u00ebsht\u00eb duke &#8220;fshehur&#8221; di\u00e7!<\/p>\n<p>Shkurt, p\u00ebr fat t\u00eb mir\u00eb gradualisht e pata &#8220;harruar&#8221; Mimin, s&#8217;pata vuajtur dhe aq. Nd\u00ebrsa kuptohet, nuk ndjehesha mir\u00eb q\u00eb dashuria potenciale alba-lulandeze s&#8217;pati qen\u00eb e th\u00ebn\u00eb, sikur qe parashkruar t\u00eb d\u00ebshtonte, ose m\u00eb sakt\u00eb t&#8217;mos nisej fare! Mbase ishte e natyrshme q\u00eb t\u00eb ndjehesha i &#8220;pafat&#8221;, nj\u00eb lloj pik\u00ebllimi sikur m&#8217;i r\u00ebndonte cepat e buz\u00ebve dhe dal\u00ebngadal\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshjet filluan t\u00eb rrallohen, ta humbin njom\u00ebsin\u00eb e t\u00eb vyshken.<\/p>\n<p>Derisa kur nj\u00eb dit\u00eb papritur e pa kujtuar ndodhi pik\u00ebrisht e papritura, Mimi vet\u00eb, befasisht i b\u00ebri ftes\u00eb asaj bukuroshes Jeanine (homologes se saj) p\u00ebr ta vizituar Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb. Dhe \u00e7&#8217;t\u00eb shoh\u00ebsh, ngela, sikur vet\u00eb dielli zbriti dhe filloi t&#8217;m\u00eb ngush\u00ebllonte. Mimi dhe lulandezja sakaq t&#8217;ia filluan me qafimet, t&#8217;i hapen krah\u00ebt aq ngroht\u00eb e paduruesh\u00ebm ngjash\u00ebm si\u00e7 ia b\u00ebjn\u00eb ato shqiponjat &#8220;ordinere&#8221; t\u00eb Alpeve shqiptare&#8230; duke mos \u00e7ar\u00eb kok\u00ebn p\u00ebr &#8220;protokolaritete&#8221; e pollavrash zyrtare, por duke i shpalosur zemrat cullak aty midis sheshit.<\/p>\n<p>Q\u00eb nga ajo dit\u00eb zemra m&#8217;\u00ebsht\u00eb sh\u00ebruar plot\u00ebsisht. Sikur brenda saj jan\u00eb futur gjith\u00eb lulishtet e Lulandis\u00eb e t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb s\u00eb bashku, sikur \u00ebsht\u00eb mbushur me aromat e tulipan\u00ebve t\u00eb Lulandis\u00eb. E ku ka m\u00eb bukur sesa qafimi brenda zemr\u00ebs, si mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrshkruhet dashuria e dy vendeve. Imagjino t&#8217;i grumbullosh tr\u00ebndafilat e dy vendeve n\u00eb nj\u00eb zem\u00ebr t\u00eb vetme. Do aromatizohej si vet\u00eb parajsa, si kopshti i Af\u00ebrdit\u00ebs a i Vener\u00ebs, do t&#8217;skuqej si vet\u00eb zemra e Apollonit. N\u00eb fakt Apolloni s&#8217;ishte askush tjet\u00ebr por vet\u00eb dielli i zjarrt\u00eb q\u00eb ua fal ngjyr\u00ebsin\u00eb luleve t\u00eb Lulandis\u00eb, q\u00eb ua fal marramendjen vet\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshjeve t\u00eb Mimit, nj\u00ebsoj si dhe buz\u00ebqeshjeve t\u00eb mbar\u00eb njer\u00ebzimit : )<\/p>\n<p>[ <span style=\"color: #999999;\">Fotoja ngjitur &#8211; Foto e shekullit (dmth. n\u00ebse eventualisht ta keni lexuar &#8220;storien&#8221; q\u00eb sapo jua shpalosa : )<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #999999;\">ish-ministresha Mimi Kodheli n\u00eb takimin zyrtar me homologen e saj t\u00eb Mbret\u00ebris\u00eb s\u00eb Holand\u00ebs, znj. Jeanine Hennis-Plasschaert, Tetor 2016<\/span> ]<\/p>\n<p><a  href=\"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Mimi-dhe-gjunj\u00ebzimi-i-politikave-t\u00eb-Zemr\u00ebs.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1596 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Mimi-dhe-gjunj\u00ebzimi-i-politikave-t\u00eb-Zemr\u00ebs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Mimi-dhe-gjunj\u00ebzimi-i-politikave-t\u00eb-Zemr\u00ebs.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Mimi-dhe-gjunj\u00ebzimi-i-politikave-t\u00eb-Zemr\u00ebs-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Mimi-dhe-gjunj\u00ebzimi-i-politikave-t\u00eb-Zemr\u00ebs-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Mimi-dhe-gjunj\u00ebzimi-i-politikave-t\u00eb-Zemr\u00ebs-1024x683.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S. Guraziu (Humoresk\u00eb, 2017) (&#8230;sikur m\u00eb p\u00eblqente ajo status quo valentineske, sikur s&#8217;doja t&#8217;ia trazoja t\u00eb kuqen &#8220;platonikes&#8221; me detajesh cik\u00ebrrimtare t\u00eb realitetit&#8230;) Bota s&#8217;din\u00eb gj\u00eb, s&#8217;ia kam th\u00ebn\u00eb kujt (nuk i shpalosen bot\u00ebs tek ashtu sekretet e zemr\u00ebs) por&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=1595\" class=\"more-link\">Lexo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}