{"id":16754,"date":"2024-11-14T12:01:32","date_gmt":"2024-11-14T11:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=16754"},"modified":"2024-11-14T12:59:51","modified_gmt":"2024-11-14T11:59:51","slug":"tinez-trump-nje-qytet-nentokesor-me-jashtetokesore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=16754","title":{"rendered":"Tin\u00ebz Trump, nj\u00eb qytet n\u00ebntok\u00ebsor me jasht\u00ebtok\u00ebsor\u00eb !"},"content":{"rendered":"

( s. guraziu – ap, n 24 – humoresk\u00eb, pak humor )<\/em><\/p>\n

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…dihet se diaspora shqiptaro-amerikane \u00ebsht\u00eb hallk\u00eb ky\u00e7 kur \u00ebsht\u00eb fjala e lobimit, e kultivimit dhe e ruajtjes s\u00eb miq\u00ebqis\u00eb mes shqiptar\u00ebve dhe popullit t\u00eb madh amerikan, dhe vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb Nol i Madh, dhe vet\u00ebm buz\u00ebqeshja e tij sikur mjaftuesh\u00ebm e “simbolizon” miq\u00ebsin\u00eb e dy kombeve, diasspora shqiptare e p\u00ebrtej oqeanit \u00ebsht\u00eb thjesht di\u00e7 si prush metaforik, nj\u00eb “vat\u00ebr” e mir\u00ebfillt\u00eb, shkurt e tro\u00e7 “nj\u00eb zem\u00ebr e zjarrt\u00eb” shqiptare q\u00eb rrah\u00eb andej n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb, dhe bukur kjo… <\/p>\n

…po ashtu, si\u00e7 dihet n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb jan\u00eb “Amerikan\u00eb”, s’ka diskriminime, si pron\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e indigjen\u00ebve, Kolumboja pati qen\u00eb nd\u00ebr “mysafir\u00ebt” e par\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00ebpritur, por n\u00eb kuptimin politik Amerika \u00ebsht\u00eb e gjithkujt, \u00ebsht\u00eb di\u00e7 si “udh\u00ebkryq internacional”, pakashum\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj sikur dhe H\u00ebna, u takon t\u00eb gjith\u00eb tok\u00ebsor\u00ebve, as kinez, eskimez as kikirez askush, asnj\u00eb frymor i k\u00ebsaj bote s’mund t\u00eb pretendoj ta “zaptoj\u00eb” 1 luna-p\u00ebll\u00ebmb\u00eb, as 1 milimet\u00ebr a centimet\u00ebr t\u00eb H\u00ebn\u00ebs, tekefundit k\u00ebshtu jan\u00eb marr\u00eb vesh njer\u00ebzia e planetit, duhet respektuar marr\u00ebveshjet internacionale, nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtarizmi s’i duron arrogancat…<\/p>\n

…edhe n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb me apa\u00e7 e me indian\u00eb, me shqiptar\u00eb e meksikan\u00eb, madje dhe bizon\u00ebt n\u00eb savan\u00eb, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb jan\u00eb Amerikan\u00eb, ishte dhe vet\u00eb Ajnshtajni n\u00eb Princeton, ai Ajnshtajni i madh pa \u00e7orapet, edhe ai pati qen\u00eb Gjerman a Zviceran por ja q\u00eb n\u00eb jet\u00ebn e njeriut nuk i dihet, rrethanat e historis\u00eb e detyruan dhe at\u00eb t\u00eb “b\u00ebhej” Amerikan – shkurt e tro\u00e7, i gjith\u00eb rruzulli \u00ebsht\u00eb prezent n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb, internacionaliz\u00ebm i mir\u00ebfillt\u00eb, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb popujt i kan\u00eb “ekzemplar\u00ebt” e vet atje, zor t\u00eb shtyhesh me Amerik\u00ebn sa i p\u00ebrket “internacionalizmit”, \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00eb zemra e “internationales”…<\/p>\n

…anise, dor\u00ebn n\u00eb zem\u00ebr, p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb akoma m\u00eb af\u00ebr sakt\u00ebsis\u00eb, sa i p\u00ebrket “internationales” zor t\u00eb shtyhesh me Amsterdamin e Lulandis\u00eb, aty jetojn\u00eb jo m\u00eb pak por 177 nacionalitete t\u00eb bot\u00ebs, \u00ebsht\u00eb qyteti m\u00eb “nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtar” i internacinales bot\u00ebrore, dhe s\u00ebk\u00ebndejmi \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00ebfar\u00eblloj Kryeqyteti i mir\u00ebfillt\u00eb i Internacionales – pas Amsterdamit vjen Antwerp (i Belgjik\u00ebs) si qyteti i 2-t\u00eb “international”, me 160 nacionalitete, dhe i 3-ti i v\u00ebrteti, metropoli madh\u00ebshtor New York, k\u00ebtij i “takojn\u00eb” 150 nacionalitete\u2026 <\/p>\n

…dhe k\u00ebshtu i bie se New York \u00ebsht\u00eb i 3-ti n\u00eb bot\u00eb sa i p\u00ebrket “internacionales” (mos harroni, dikur dhe New York quhej “Amsterdam… New Amsterdam”, desh\u00ebm t\u00eb vinim tek thelbi se kjo 3-shja vlen p\u00ebr metropolin New York, e sakt\u00eb kjo, por NUK vlen p\u00ebr gjith\u00eb Amerik\u00ebn, mos t’ju hutoj\u00eb 3-shja njujorkeze, no way, Amerika i ka 50 e kusur shtete, padyshim s’ka nacionalitet t\u00eb bot\u00ebs q\u00eb nuk jeton n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb… <\/p>\n

…madje dyshohet se mund t’ket\u00eb dhe “alien\u00eb” (s’e kemi fjal\u00ebn k\u00ebtu p\u00ebr alien\u00eb-meksikan\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebt ankohet Trump) por n\u00eb kuptimin qytetar\u00eb t\u00eb jasht\u00ebbotsh\u00ebm, jasht\u00ebtok\u00ebsor\u00eb, extraterrestrials etj etj., burime t\u00eb ndryshme s’ndalen me dyshimet se andej diku rreth “Area 51” nj\u00eb qytet i madh n\u00ebntok\u00ebsor \u00ebsht\u00eb mbushur me jasht\u00ebtok\u00ebsor\u00eb, \u00ebsht\u00eb themeluar nj\u00eb metropolis komplet intergalaktik, jo eksperiment por biznes p\u00ebrnj\u00ebmend, nj\u00ebsoj si dikur Aleksandri i Madh q\u00eb e pati themeluar Aleksandrin\u00eb n\u00eb Egjipt (dhe me dhjetra qytete tjera gjithandej, for that matter : ) <\/p>\n

…edhe amerikan\u00ebt, tin\u00ebz Trump jan\u00eb duke synuar ta mbajn\u00eb sekret metropolin n\u00ebntok\u00ebsor, sepse e din\u00eb q\u00eb Trump s\u00ebshumti do i ket\u00eb nja 4 vjet, edhe ky do e thyej\u00eb qafen e vet dhe s’do jet\u00eb m\u00eb as n\u00eb pushtet as President, nd\u00ebrsa strategjikat afatgjata t\u00eb Amerik\u00ebs i tejkalojn\u00eb trumpizmat me gjith\u00eb lajthitjet e tij, dihet dhe kjo, \u00ebsht\u00eb e vet\u00ebkuptueshme, tin\u00ebz tij amerikan\u00ebt kan\u00eb d\u00ebshir\u00eb ta ruajn\u00eb monopolin intergalaktik, nj\u00ebsoj si\u00e7 tani p\u00ebr tani e ruajn\u00eb, e kultivojn\u00eb dhe e shfryt\u00ebzojn\u00eb monopolin international (t\u00eb Tok\u00ebs, t\u00eb planetit am\u00eb)…<\/p>\n

…edhe kjo n\u00eb rregull, super-rregull madje, jasht\u00ebzakonisht bukur, mir\u00ebpo ka nj\u00eb detaj q\u00eb ia vlen t\u00eb ceket, k\u00ebsaj radhe shqiptaro-amerikan\u00ebt (p\u00ebr neve si diaspor\u00eb, por ata vet\u00eb jan\u00eb Amerikan\u00eb) sikur jan\u00eb t\u00eb shtr\u00ebnguar t\u00eb sakrifikojn\u00eb di\u00e7, duhen nganj\u00ebher\u00eb dhe sakrificat, ata t\u00eb Trump-Kampit (q\u00eb kan\u00eb votuar p\u00ebr t\u00eb) do e ken\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb k\u00ebsaj radhe me krenarin\u00eb, q\u00ebkur rishtas duhet t’i b\u00ebjn\u00eb vend ego-s trumpiste, nj\u00ebsoj si dikur gjat\u00eb mandatit t\u00eb par\u00eb, n\u00eb vend t\u00eb Albania 1st, tashm\u00eb duhet kompromisi America 1st – Albania 2nd, mjaft delikate por s’ke \u00e7’b\u00ebn, duhet pajtuar me kompromiset, dhe vet\u00eb Ajnshtajni dikur qe “detyruar” t\u00eb betohej, i la me Gjerman\u00eb e me Zviceran\u00eb, ua b\u00ebri “bye, bye”, me dor\u00ebn n\u00eb zem\u00ebr, nj\u00ebsoj si Geronimo dikur, edhe ky solemnisht qe betuar se nuk do i hante fjal\u00ebt, s’do ikte kurr\u00eb, do vdiste si nj\u00eb Amerikan i Madh…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

( s. guraziu – ap, n 24 – humoresk\u00eb, pak humor ) …dihet se diaspora shqiptaro-amerikane \u00ebsht\u00eb hallk\u00eb ky\u00e7 kur \u00ebsht\u00eb fjala e lobimit, e kultivimit dhe e ruajtjes s\u00eb miq\u00ebqis\u00eb mes shqiptar\u00ebve dhe popullit t\u00eb madh amerikan, dhe vet\u00ebm… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16754"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16754\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}