{"id":16871,"date":"2024-12-24T14:01:45","date_gmt":"2024-12-24T13:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=16871"},"modified":"2024-12-24T14:35:57","modified_gmt":"2024-12-24T13:35:57","slug":"vitaliteti-i-berishes-duracell-dhe-vibracionet-e-zemres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=16871","title":{"rendered":"Vitaliteti i Berish\u00ebs – Duracell dhe vibracionet e zemr\u00ebs"},"content":{"rendered":"

(s. guraziu – ars poetica, dhjetor 24 – pak humor)<\/em><\/p>\n

(…imagjinoji me qindra miliona femra nga 3-4 kontinente, imagjinoji shifrat e d\u00ebshtimeve… sepse baterit\u00eb ligshtoheshin<\/strong> : )<\/p>\n

…dikush me inicialet e vogla “sn” e kishte llogaritur vitalitetin e Berish\u00ebs (t\u00eb Kryetarit t\u00eb PD-s, partis\u00eb s\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb):
\n“…me nj\u00eb llogari q\u00eb kemi mundur t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb, Berisha, 80-vje\u00e7, me nj\u00eb super energji, ka p\u00ebrshkuar 5.3 kilometra n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb periudh\u00eb kohore prej 1 or\u00eb e 15 minuta. Nj\u00eb distanc\u00eb goxha e madhe (madje dhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb rinjt\u00eb) edhe p\u00ebr ata persona q\u00eb jan\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb 20-at e tyre…” (sn)<\/p>\n

…jo se ngela nga habia, por mua m\u00eb “preku” aty ku s’duhet, drejt e n\u00eb zem\u00ebr, u ndjeva tep\u00ebr keq, meq\u00eb u b\u00eb e qart\u00eb se mund t’kem hyr\u00eb n\u00eb “hak” t\u00eb Berish\u00ebs, shih tashm\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb vitaliteti, dmth. Berisha e paska d\u00ebshmuar “mosbindjen” e vet energjike, paska ecur e paska sh\u00ebtitur, paska folur e paska b\u00ebrtitur, paska qeshur e duartrokitur, i pandalsh\u00ebm, i pashterrsh\u00ebm, di\u00e7 ngjash\u00ebm si ato baterit\u00eb “Duracell” me energjin\u00eb e pashterrshme, q\u00eb s’din\u00eb t\u00eb ndalur, s’din\u00eb t\u00eb zbrazur, pothuaj kurr\u00eb s’duhet “recharging”…<\/p>\n

…jo se p\u00ebrdoren p\u00ebr “vibracionet” e zemr\u00ebs, aq t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme dhe s’jan\u00eb, as jo se jan\u00eb ai Litiumi q\u00eb e njohim, p\u00ebr baterit\u00eb e celular\u00ebve t\u00eb s\u00eb sotmes, energjia super-vitale e “smartphone”, lum e lum litium – sikur ia themi, m\u00eb i miri q\u00eb t\u00eb kemi, mir\u00ebpo psh. femrat e mbar\u00eb Evrop\u00ebs 500-milion\u00ebshe, t\u00eb Amerik\u00ebs 300-milion\u00ebshe, t\u00eb Australis\u00eb kontinentale, t\u00eb asaj Kanadas\u00eb s\u00eb madhe… flasin me superlativa p\u00ebr baterit\u00eb “Duracell” sepse v\u00ebrtet ua kan\u00eb leht\u00ebsuar jet\u00ebn… <\/p>\n

…sipas tyre pat\u00ebn vuajtur shum\u00eb t\u00eb ngratat me teknikat e mo\u00e7me t\u00eb baterive, me dekada me ato t\u00eb vjetrat, vintage… dekadente, thuase pati ngelur shkenca n\u00eb vend, pati stagnuar, asnj\u00eb p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsim teknologjik, “vibratori” ndalej tamam at\u00ebher\u00eb kur nuk duhej, eeee \u00e7’pat\u00ebn hequr t\u00eb ngratat, sa e sa ekstazat pat\u00ebn d\u00ebshtuar, sa e sa orgazmat kurr\u00eb s’qen\u00eb realizuar, imagjinoji me qindra miliona femra nga 3-4 kontinente, imagjinoji shifrat e d\u00ebshtimeve orgazmike, sepse teknologji e prapangelur, baterit\u00eb ligshtoheshin dhe vibratori kalamendej zvrrrzzrrrzzrrrz z z z fikej, shuhej…<\/p>\n

…dhe ja tani ngela, u pendova jo vet\u00ebm me mendjen por sikur dhe me gjith\u00eb “thell\u00ebsin\u00eb e zemr\u00ebs”… sapo lexova p\u00ebr vitalitetin e Berish\u00ebs 80-vje\u00e7ar sikur shtanga, kur i pash\u00eb shifrat si fakte t\u00eb vitalitetit t\u00eb tij u ndjeva tmerr\u00ebsisht keq, sakaq m’u kujtuan faktet shkencore t\u00eb baterive “Duracell”, sepse pik\u00ebrisht un\u00eb pata “k\u00ebrkuar” q\u00eb Berisha ta ndiqte shembullin e Presidentit Biden, q\u00eb t\u00eb “largohej” nga politika, u pendova sa s’ka m\u00eb, u pik\u00ebllova dhe koka u kalavar si t’na ishte ndonj\u00eb kungull kot, por s’ka si zhb\u00ebhet, e kam publikuar, s’ka si shlyhet, e b\u00ebr\u00eb dhe e kryer…<\/p>\n

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(s. guraziu – ars poetica, dhjetor 24 – pak humor) (…imagjinoji me qindra miliona femra nga 3-4 kontinente, imagjinoji shifrat e d\u00ebshtimeve… sepse baterit\u00eb ligshtoheshin : ) …dikush me inicialet e vogla “sn” e kishte llogaritur vitalitetin e Berish\u00ebs (t\u00eb… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shenime-shkurt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}