{"id":1976,"date":"2019-09-30T16:45:13","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T16:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.letrat.eu\/?p=1976"},"modified":"2024-04-19T13:46:25","modified_gmt":"2024-04-19T12:46:25","slug":"sekreti-i-krye-zyres-tiranase-lodrat-dhe-ngrohtesia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=1976","title":{"rendered":"Sekreti i “krye-zyr\u00ebs” tiranase – Lodrat dhe ngroht\u00ebsia!"},"content":{"rendered":"

(sguraziu – ars poetica, shkurt 2019)<\/em><\/p>\n

Kryebashkiaku i Tiran\u00ebs vet\u00eb s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb ndonj\u00eb aso \u201cf\u00ebmije i rritur\u201d (bie fjala si\u00e7 jan\u00eb artist\u00ebt, si\u00e7 ishte Picasso dikur etj etj. Sa p\u00ebr Ramen – edhe ky nj\u00eb lloj Pika\u00e7o, artist “automatik” i pavet\u00ebdijsh\u00ebm, ngjash\u00ebm si ai Pollock, me automatizmat e me sp\u00ebrkatjet “\u00e7ar\u00e7afeske”, s’e mohon kush, edhe Rama shpesh na mahnit me lloj-lloj shkarravinash t\u00eb pavet\u00ebdijshme tavolineske, e sakt\u00eb, por) s\u2019desha ta permend, p\u00ebr inat – jo p\u00ebr inat… por sepse do na zgjatej shkrimi si “mur kinez” : )<\/p>\n

Karizma e Veliajt \u00ebsht\u00eb e “thjesht\u00eb”, prore i thjesht\u00eb dhe me buz\u00ebn n\u00eb gaz, nuk shtiret ndonj\u00eb aso burri hijer\u00ebnd\u00eb i \u201cmalcis\u00eb\u201d (uuuu qyqja, larg qoft\u00eb, m\u00eb mir\u00eb “ulok” i but\u00eb… sesa “malok” i eg\u00ebr – do klithnin sekretareshat e zyr\u00ebs). Kryesorja \u00ebsht\u00eb mjaftuesh\u00ebm burrec sa p\u00ebr t\u2019i p\u00ebrvjelur m\u00ebng\u00ebt e politikave. Dhe kjo mjafton p\u00ebr t\u2019i dashur jasht\u00eb mase f\u00ebmij\u00ebt dhe n\u00ebnat e tyre (dmth. si elektorat, ruana zot nga keqkuptimet), \u00e7mendet pas tyre.<\/p>\n

Mir\u00ebpo, k\u00ebt\u00eb detaj nuk e dinte nj\u00eb gazetar kroat (i cili \u2013 si\u00e7 doli at\u00ebher\u00eb n\u00eb pah \u2013 madje p\u00ebr ca koh\u00eb e pati konsideruar \u201ckryebashkiak t\u00eb \u00e7uditsh\u00ebm\u201d \u2013 kushedi \u00e7\u2019do ket\u00eb pandehur ai kroati i ngrat\u00eb, uroj t\u2019mos i ket\u00eb vajtur mendja tek Michael Jackson dhe tek akuzat ndaj tij, dmth. tek pedofilizmat).<\/p>\n

N\u00eb nj\u00eb intervist\u00eb p\u00ebr TV-kanalin e vet nga Kroacia, n\u00eb pyetje-habin\u00eb e gazetarit kroat se \u201cp\u00ebrse n\u00eb zyr\u00ebn e tij kishte aq shuuuuum\u00eb lodra [ m\u00eb shum\u00eb se \u00e7’kan\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha \u00e7erdhet e Tiran\u00ebs s\u00eb bashku \u2013 ok, k\u00ebt\u00eb e shtova tani un\u00eb vet\u00eb : ) Veliaj sakaq qe shprehur se \u201czyr\u00ebn e ka mbushur me lodra sepse i pret f\u00ebmij\u00ebt n\u00eb zyr\u00eb rregullisht”, ata jan\u00eb “ambasador\u00ebt” m\u00eb simpatik\u00eb t\u00eb politik\u00ebs tiranase, dikur kur ishte vet\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb, politikan\u00ebt i dukeshin si t’ardhur nga Marsi, t\u00eb larg\u00ebt, si kukulla t\u00eb ftohta, si kukuvajka t\u00eb zymta [ ok, edhe k\u00ebto i hijeshova pak\u00ebz vet\u00eb, pasi s\u2019i mbaj mend 100% fjal\u00ebt e tij ].<\/p>\n

Tani duke qen\u00eb vet\u00eb politikan, do ishte aq e padrejt\u00eb q\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebt e s\u00eb sotmes ta kishin nj\u00eb p\u00ebshtypje t\u00eb ngjashme p\u00ebr politikan\u00ebt\u2026 k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb e ka ujdisur zyr\u00ebn, e ka mbushur me laryshi lodrash dhe ka vendosur t\u2019ua shpalos\u00eb tironcave t\u00eb vegj\u00ebl gjith\u00eb ngroht\u00ebsin\u00eb e zemr\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

I duhet t\u2019i fitoj\u00eb zemrat e tironcave, jo gjithmon\u00eb por shpesh dashuria \u00ebsht\u00eb di\u00e7 si “bumerang”, na kthehet aty p\u00ebr aty. Si rrjedhoj\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha yllkat e fatosat e Tiran\u00ebs e duan pa hile, \u00e7menden pas tij. Ashtu-k\u00ebshtu n\u00eb politik\u00eb gj\u00ebrat jan\u00eb \u201ckauzale\u201d, t\u00eb lidhura zinxhir. I fitove zemrat e kalamajve hooop aty p\u00ebr aty i fitove dhe zemrat e n\u00ebnave te tyre. Dihet\u2026 i fitove pastaj dhe gjithe zemrat e burrecave varg-e-varg, as votat as \u00ebmb\u00eblsia pastaj kurr\u00eb s’mungojn\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Shkurt, ky pra \u00ebsht\u00eb “sekreti” i zyr\u00ebs s\u00eb Kryebashkiakut, t\u00eb cilin sekret… natyrisht, s\u2019ka patur si ta dinte ai gazetari kroat. S’keni pse \u00e7uditeni as ju me “kauzalitetet”, detajin e “lodrave” fare leht\u00eb mund t\u2019mos e keni ditur as ju vet\u00eb, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb \u201cs\u2019ka p\u00ebrse\u201d : )<\/p>\n

Padyshim do ju ken\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb sy edhe “cic\u00ebrimat” e Twitter, t\u00eb tilla si “Bashkia tweeted” \u2013 \u201cPas k\u00ebndeve t\u00eb loj\u00ebrave n\u00eb Krrab\u00eb, n\u00eb Dajt, n\u00eb Kashar, n\u00eb Fark\u00eb, tani kemi k\u00ebndin e loj\u00ebrave edhe n\u00eb Vaqarr. P\u00ebr f\u00ebmij\u00ebt investojm\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj, si n\u00eb qend\u00ebr, si n’periferi t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs.\u201d<\/p>\n

S’habitet kush n\u00ebse t’jeni habitur ju vet\u00eb; boooo si s\u2019paskan pak \u201cuj\u00eb n\u00eb sy\u201d, mos vall\u00eb paturp\u00ebsia politike v\u00ebrtet s\u2019paska kufij. T’i fitosh “zemrat e n\u00ebnave” s’\u00ebsht\u00eb fare pak, qoft\u00eb me lodrat n\u00eb zyr\u00eb qoft\u00eb me \u00e7erdhet n\u00eb terren… mir\u00ebpo \u00e7far\u00eb n\u00ebse kryebashkiaku i Londr\u00ebs, i Berlinit, i Amsterdamit, Parisit, Madridit, Prag\u00ebs, Vjen\u00ebs, Athin\u00ebs, Bukureshtit, Mosk\u00ebs, Nju Jorkut, Pekinit\u2026 etj. t’na mburreshin p\u00ebr \u00e7erdhet e metropoleve 5-10-20 milion\u00ebshe, \u00e7far\u00eb n\u00ebse t’na v\u00ebrshonin me \u201ccic\u00ebrimash\u201d t\u00eb tilla!<\/p>\n

Epo asgj\u00eb, Twitter thjesht do ngulfatej, do i zihej fryma nga ciu-ciut e kryebashkiak\u00ebve : )<\/p>\n

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\nk\u00ebsaj radhe Veliaj qenka fotografuar me dy trimulusha-bukurusha, anise fotografim me shkas:
\n“Nami u befte, dola dhe une nje foto me dy super VIPa – Me Arbi dhe Dalin Sallakun, gjenerata e re e Tironsave me nam<\/em>”<\/p>\n

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\nNdahet nga jeta n\u00eb mosh\u00ebn 79-vje\u00e7are, ikona e humorit Sk\u00ebnder Sallaku – Erion Veliaj ndan\u00eb “Medaljen e Mir\u00ebnjohjes” p\u00ebr ikon\u00ebn e humorit shqiptar, nj\u00eb nga rrug\u00ebt e Selvis\u00eb do t\u00eb mbaj\u00eb emrin e humoristit Sallaku (Twitter)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(sguraziu – ars poetica, shkurt 2019) Kryebashkiaku i Tiran\u00ebs vet\u00eb s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb ndonj\u00eb aso \u201cf\u00ebmije i rritur\u201d (bie fjala si\u00e7 jan\u00eb artist\u00ebt, si\u00e7 ishte Picasso dikur etj etj. Sa p\u00ebr Ramen – edhe ky nj\u00eb lloj Pika\u00e7o, artist “automatik” i pavet\u00ebdijsh\u00ebm,… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komente"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}