{"id":5917,"date":"2020-04-04T19:38:01","date_gmt":"2020-04-04T18:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=5917"},"modified":"2024-04-10T13:45:50","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T12:45:50","slug":"macho-macok-me-edukate-lulandeze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=5917","title":{"rendered":"Macho-Ma\u00e7ok me Edukat\u00eb Lulandeze!"},"content":{"rendered":"

S. Guraziu, 2014<\/em><\/p>\n

(…xhaxhi e kishte at\u00eb vesin e keq p\u00ebr vet\u00ebp\u00eblqim t\u00eb tepruar, ai gjithmon\u00eb me ato veset narcisoide, i p\u00eblqente vetja p\u00ebrtej normales, ai vet\u00ebm sa nuk ia b\u00ebnte si ato \u00e7up\u00ebrlinat n\u00eb vlugun e pubertetit, q\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb koh\u00ebn kok\u00ebn nga pas… p\u00ebr t’i par\u00eb “kodrat” e harlisura t\u00eb natyr\u00ebs<\/strong> : )<\/p>\n

Shpesh m\u00eb thon\u00eb i ngjaj\u00eb Xhaxhi-Hoxh\u00ebs… si n\u00eb pamje si n\u00eb q\u00ebndrim, madje shum\u00eb shqiptar\u00eb \u00e7uditen pse i kam zgjedhur t\u00eb “kaltrit”… e jo “kuqalosh\u00ebt” e politikave!
\nDhe mua s’m\u00eb vjen aspak inat, sepse e di q\u00eb njer\u00ebzia shohin ngjashm\u00ebri sa i p\u00ebrket \u00e7\u00ebshtjes s\u00eb bukuris\u00eb dhe t\u00eb men\u00e7uris\u00eb. E di dhe vet\u00eb se jam i bukur, i fresk\u00ebt, i zgjuar, pra nuk brengosem sepse e di q\u00eb njer\u00ebzit e kan\u00eb n\u00eb kuptimin pozitiv, ata nuk m\u00eb krahasojn\u00eb me nj\u00eb diktator… por e konsiderojn\u00eb si kompliment.<\/p>\n

Nganj\u00ebher\u00eb v\u00ebrtet jam i z\u00ebn\u00eb me pun\u00ebrat e bashkis\u00eb dhe t\u00eb sht\u00ebpis\u00eb, s’kam koh\u00eb ta vras mendjen p\u00ebr komplimentet e bot\u00ebs, por nganj\u00ebher\u00eb kur shoh shk\u00eblqimin dhe admirimin n\u00eb syt\u00eb e gazetareshave tiranase, kur i shoh mikrofonat e panum\u00ebrt para meje… e pranoj, p\u00ebrhumbem pak\u00ebz dhe imagjinoj sikur v\u00ebrtet jam ai Xhaxhi-Luani i dikursh\u00ebm.<\/p>\n

Imagjino kur ai shkonte n\u00eb Mosk\u00eb p\u00ebr vizita, s’kishte m\u00eb shum\u00eb mikrofona se un\u00eb, garant. Por desh \u00e7mendeshin prostitutat e Rusis\u00eb pas tij. S’kishin aspak faj t\u00eb ngratat, sepse buz\u00ebqeshja e tij shpesh i hutonte dhe vet\u00eb burrat, pa le grat\u00eb. Pastaj gjysma e atyre bukurosheve q\u00eb nuk e njihnin (ngase vinin nga provincat e paskajshme t\u00eb Sovjet-Rusis\u00eb) e ngat\u00ebrronin me at\u00eb poetin e hijsh\u00ebm, me Jeseninin e famsh\u00ebm.<\/p>\n

Dhe v\u00ebrtet, historia na m\u00ebson q\u00eb prostitutat \u00e7mendeshin dikur pas Jeseninit, \u00ebsht\u00eb e sakt\u00eb. Ai ishte i varf\u00ebr mbase, i pasur nuk ishte (thuase na paska ndonj\u00eb poet t\u00eb pasur, ehuu kjo s’pi uj\u00eb!), s’mund ta paguante ndonj\u00eb dhom\u00eb luksoze, me suitat “royal-iste” a ku di un\u00eb, s’kishte i ngrati n\u00eb xhep p\u00ebrve\u00e7se disa kopek\u00eb… mir\u00ebpo t\u00eb dh\u00ebnat flasin q\u00eb ai aq shpesh luante “gurambledh\u00ebs” me prostitutat n\u00ebp\u00ebr dhomat e hoteleve t\u00eb Mosk\u00ebs! Padyshim dhe ato duhet t’ken\u00eb par\u00eb “p\u00ebrmes gishtave”, pavar\u00ebsisht q\u00eb biznesi-biznes s’ke si e refuzon nj\u00eb engj\u00ebll, nuk refuzohet nj\u00eb poet-bukurosh.<\/p>\n

Ndon\u00ebse joooo…, p\u00ebr t’u shmangur nga ndonj\u00eb keqkuptim eventual duhet sqaruar; nuk do t’m\u00eb p\u00eblqente t\u00eb jem ai, sepse Xhaxhi e kishte at\u00eb vesin e keq p\u00ebr vet\u00ebp\u00eblqim t\u00eb tepruar, ai gjithmon\u00eb me ato veset narcisoide. E sakt\u00eb q\u00eb njeriut duhet t’i p\u00eblqej\u00eb vetja nj\u00eb grim\u00eb, po nuk p\u00eblqeve veten v\u00ebshtir\u00eb t’i p\u00eblqesh ndokujt tjet\u00ebr, kjo q\u00ebndron, mir\u00ebpo s’duhet tepruar. Xhaxhit i p\u00eblqente vetja p\u00ebrtej normales, ai vet\u00ebm sa nuk ia b\u00ebnte si ato \u00e7up\u00ebrlinat n\u00eb vlugun e pubertetit, q\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb koh\u00ebn kok\u00ebn nga pas… p\u00ebr t’i par\u00eb “kodrat” e harlisura t\u00eb natyr\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

Edhe pse, natyrisht, kurr\u00eb s’mund t’jem ai, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 buz\u00ebqeshjes dhe bukuris\u00eb s’kemi hi\u00e7gj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr t\u00eb p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebt. Par\u00eb politikisht, ai ishte si nj\u00eb lapidar-monolit atje diku n\u00eb maj\u00eb t\u00eb Dajtit, i fort\u00eb si shk\u00ebmb a granit, si hekur a \u00e7elik… ishte Mbret, pothuaj nj\u00eb Faraon (ok, “piramida” e tij d\u00ebshtoi por fare leht\u00eb mund t’ia kalonte dhe asaj t\u00eb Keopsit n\u00eb Giza). Nd\u00ebrsa dihet, nj\u00eb mbret me t\u00eb drejt\u00eb konsiderohet Luan, dhe anasjelltas. Un\u00eb s’mund t’jem kurr\u00eb Luan, mund t’jem s\u00eb shumti nj\u00eb Lulush-bukurush, mund t\u00eb jem ndonj\u00eb ma\u00e7ok… por jo Luan!<\/p>\n

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S. Guraziu, 2014 (…xhaxhi e kishte at\u00eb vesin e keq p\u00ebr vet\u00ebp\u00eblqim t\u00eb tepruar, ai gjithmon\u00eb me ato veset narcisoide, i p\u00eblqente vetja p\u00ebrtej normales, ai vet\u00ebm sa nuk ia b\u00ebnte si ato \u00e7up\u00ebrlinat n\u00eb vlugun e pubertetit, q\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}