{"id":6894,"date":"2020-12-19T10:13:17","date_gmt":"2020-12-19T09:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=6894"},"modified":"2024-04-09T09:25:18","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T08:25:18","slug":"luanet-e-shtepise-se-bardhe-dhe-te-shtepise-sone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=6894","title":{"rendered":"Luan\u00ebt e Sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb Bardh\u00eb, dhe t\u00eb Sht\u00ebpis\u00eb Son\u00eb!"},"content":{"rendered":"

S. Guraziu – AP, Dhjetor 2016<\/em> (pak humor, me astro-fakte dhe me aso t\u00eb v\u00ebrteta, tok\u00ebsore \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

(natyrisht q\u00eb Luan\u00ebt jan\u00eb krenar\u00eb, tekefundit jan\u00eb Mbret\u00ebr n\u00eb Serengeti, ama sipas Zodiakut, jan\u00eb dhe arrogant\u00eb e kok\u00ebfort\u00eb<\/strong>)<\/p>\n

Gjithkujt i intereson sht\u00ebpia e vet, \u00ebsht\u00eb ky “impulsi” par\u00ebsor i interesit, apo jo, s’kemi pse e lodhim kok\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb huajat. Dhe af\u00ebrmendsh, sht\u00ebpit\u00eb e huaja s’na interesojn\u00eb aq. Ose ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb rrall\u00eb, tep\u00ebr rrall\u00eb. N\u00ebse ndodh\u00eb, e dim\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb tilla interesime jan\u00eb aso dyt\u00ebsore. Psh. Amerik\u00ebs fillimisht i interesojn\u00eb faktet rreth Sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb Bardh\u00eb (s’p\u00ebrzihet kurr\u00eb n\u00eb “sht\u00ebpit\u00eb e huaja”), mua ato rreth sht\u00ebpis\u00eb sime, dikujt tjet\u00ebr faktet rreth sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb vet, e keshtu me radh\u00eb…<\/p>\n

Zbulova se faqja “Inside Gov” (e qeveris\u00eb amerikane) p\u00ebrve\u00e7 tjerash qenka marr\u00eb dhe me hesape astrologjike. P\u00ebr \u00e7dosecilin President i paska hedhur shenjat e Zodiakut si dhe pak info relevante aty ngjitas, shkurt e bukur, me stil, thjesht\u00eb e me eleganc\u00eb. Duke filluar q\u00eb nga “zanafilla” presidenciale, q\u00eb nga Washington-i i par\u00eb, si President me “nj\u00eb dh\u00ebmb” (nj\u00ebdh\u00ebmbaxhiu) e deri tek Trumpi i fundit si miliarder hijer\u00ebnd\u00eb. M\u00eb ra n\u00eb sy q\u00eb Bushi na qenka nj\u00eb \u00c7krrap\u00ebl, ose dmth. Skorpion i rreziksh\u00ebm (dhe mund ta dija k\u00ebt\u00eb). Por ama Klintoni e Obama na qenkan akoma m\u00eb t\u00eb rreziksh\u00ebm (k\u00ebt\u00eb nuk e dija), k\u00ebta na qenkan Luan\u00ebr (Leos)…<\/p>\n

Hm, p\u00ebr pak \u00e7aste provova ta imagjinoj Klintonin si nj\u00eb Luan i buz\u00ebqeshur. Jo pra aso i ngrysur i savan\u00ebs diku n\u00eb Serengeti, por si Luan “Sht\u00ebpie…”. Luan fare i zbutur, aq i ngroht\u00eb e i dashur, sa ta p\u00ebrqafosh gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn pa e kujtuar kurr\u00eb frik\u00ebn…
\nKur papritmas m\u00eb brofi mendja, pa dale ore, jo vet\u00ebm Sht\u00ebpia e Bardh\u00eb ka “Leos” t\u00eb krenaris\u00eb. Pa shkuar hi\u00e7 m\u00eb larg, dhe vet\u00eb Sht\u00ebpia Jon\u00eb i ka 2 Leo-krenar\u00eb. Pastaj m’u kujtua q\u00eb p\u00ebrve\u00e7 krenaris\u00eb Luan\u00ebt duhet ta ken\u00eb dhe kok\u00ebfort\u00ebsin\u00eb – u g\u00ebzova q\u00eb tek astro-atributet figuronin faktet q\u00eb m\u00eb duheshin. Madje-madje aty figuronte dhe vet\u00eb “arroganca”…<\/p>\n

Ja pra shansi – i kopjova Luan\u00ebt e Amerik\u00ebs dhe sakaq e ujdisa d\u00ebshmin\u00eb grafike. Tani mund ta dokumentoj pa hile, me ndihm\u00ebn e fakteve t\u00eb Sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb Bardh\u00eb d\u00ebshmohen nj\u00ebher\u00eb e p\u00ebrgjithmon\u00eb ato t\u00eb Sht\u00ebpis\u00eb Son\u00eb. Pasi faktet jan\u00eb fakte kudo, nuk l\u00ebvizin. Pa le q\u00eb fjala \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr fakte serioze, presidenciale – tani e tutje \u00e7unat as “g\u00ebk” s’mund t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb, e kot\u00eb ta mohojn\u00eb, s’mund t\u00eb shtyhen kurr\u00eb me faktet e Sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb Bardh\u00eb : )<\/p>\n

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S. Guraziu – AP, Dhjetor 2016 (pak humor, me astro-fakte dhe me aso t\u00eb v\u00ebrteta, tok\u00ebsore \ud83d\ude42 (natyrisht q\u00eb Luan\u00ebt jan\u00eb krenar\u00eb, tekefundit jan\u00eb Mbret\u00ebr n\u00eb Serengeti, ama sipas Zodiakut, jan\u00eb dhe arrogant\u00eb e kok\u00ebfort\u00eb) Gjithkujt i intereson sht\u00ebpia e… Lexo →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoreska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}