{"id":7800,"date":"2021-05-21T16:40:14","date_gmt":"2021-05-21T15:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=7800"},"modified":"2024-09-30T01:32:55","modified_gmt":"2024-09-30T00:32:55","slug":"kuvendi-i-shqiperise-mozomokeq-ai-i-kosoves-ka-dhe-me-keq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=7800","title":{"rendered":"Kuvendi i Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb mozomokeq – ai i Kosov\u00ebs… “ka dhe m\u00eb keq” !"},"content":{"rendered":"

S. Guraziu – AP, Maj 2021 – Lajmet (edicion special)<\/em><\/p>\n

(…Kuvendi i Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb do ia kalonte dhe “Comedy Central”, andaj m\u00eb e dobishme do ishte t\u00eb transformohej<\/strong>…)<\/p>\n

Seanca kuvendore kosovare solli sadopak dhe “leht\u00ebsim”, s\u00ebpaku tutje Kosova s’ka pse brengoset, kosovar\u00ebt do duhej t\u00eb “flen\u00eb zbathur”, Kryeministri i Kosov\u00ebs e b\u00ebri t\u00eb qart\u00eb se nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb “populist”. Akuzat p\u00ebr “populizmin” i demantoi aq qet\u00ebsisht (video-d\u00ebshmin\u00eb e shpejtuam pak\u00ebz sepse gjaaaaat\u00eb, n\u00ebse e shihni do k\u00ebnaqeni me fjal\u00ebt e tij, me “mbrojtjen” e tij – edhe pse absurd t\u00eb “mbrohesh” apo jo, kur aq i pafajsh\u00ebm! – videoja na e thot\u00eb si e kupton ai vet\u00eb “definicionin” e populistit)…<\/p>\n

Sipas Kryeministrit kosovar, “kritikat” rreth plan-programit qeveris\u00ebs (t\u00eb kabinetit t\u00eb tij) vijn\u00eb nga “ardhm\u00ebria + nga historia”, jo nga e tashmja, s’kan\u00eb t’b\u00ebjn\u00eb me aktualitetin. Si replik\u00eb nj\u00ebri nga deputet\u00ebt iu drejtua: “mir\u00eb pra, kur do na i blesh vaksinat, do blesh ndonj\u00eb vaksin\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb tashm\u00ebn apo do vazhdosh me l\u00ebmosh\u00eb e donacione deri n\u00eb t\u00eb ardhm\u00ebn – kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb pyetje “aktuale”, po aq sa dhe breng\u00eb serioze e popullit, pyetja lindi n\u00eb kok\u00ebn time tani, vjen nga e tashmja, s’\u00ebsht\u00eb kritik\u00eb e ardhur nga ardhm\u00ebria” : )<\/p>\n

P\u00ebr t\u00eb 2-t\u00ebn her\u00eb Kosova e zgjodhi Kryeministrin e vet “premtonj\u00ebs”, drenicak\u00ebt jan\u00eb ngapak inat\u00e7or\u00eb… sorry por ne si agjenci lajmesh e dim\u00eb se me karizm\u00ebn dhe me gjestikulacionet ia kalon Hashit tuaj p\u00ebr disa her\u00eb (n\u00eb politik\u00eb gjestikulimi \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb lloj gjuhe fort “sexy”, si\u00e7 e quajn\u00eb ekspert\u00ebt, dmth. aso gjuhe trupore). Tutje me fjalorin e me buz\u00ebqeshjen p\u00ebrshfaqet pothuaj si “Kryeminist\u00ebr naiv”, aq i \u00e7ilt\u00ebr, aq engj\u00ebllor, thuase “mentalitet fluturash”… Vall\u00eb mund t’ken\u00eb fluturat faj n\u00ebse pranvera vonohet, \u00e7’lidhje na paskan fluturat n\u00ebse lulet nuk lul\u00ebzojn\u00eb, \u00e7’faj na paskan fluturat p\u00ebr COVID-in? S’ka kuptim q\u00eb si “elitist”, ta etiketosh Kryeministrin e vendit si “populist”, \u00ebsht\u00eb e gabuar dhe e padrejt\u00eb – e tha dhe ai vet\u00eb, sipas tij madje ashtu “d\u00ebshmohet se na qenka demokrat” : )<\/p>\n

Ok, sa i p\u00ebrket premtimeve mbase s’mund t’i ket\u00eb p\u00ebrvojat e “dinastis\u00eb hashimite”… s’e mohon kush k\u00ebt\u00eb. Dhe as kabineti (q\u00eb e prezantoi) ndoshta s’i ka bash top-ekspertizat, ama thelbi \u00ebsht\u00eb se ai vet\u00eb aq “demokrat” i pafajsh\u00ebm. Di\u00e7 ngjash\u00ebm si Picasso q\u00eb ishte artist i pafajsh\u00ebm, Picasso dikur thoshte se ishte thjesht piktor-kalama q\u00eb pikturonte si nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb i rritur. Ndoshta krahasimi s’\u00ebsht\u00eb aq i q\u00eblluar, por dhe Kryeministri kosovar l\u00eb p\u00ebrshtypjen e ngjashme, ka 2 muaj q\u00eb e udh\u00ebheq Kosov\u00ebn me vizion dhe duke “politizuar” aq \u00e7ilt\u00ebrisht, si nj\u00eb kalama me kravat\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Ky “imago” i \u00e7ilt\u00ebrsis\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb dhe “sekreti” i tij, p\u00ebrndryshe s’do b\u00ebhej Kryeminist\u00ebr 2 her\u00eb, dikur ishte Kurti 1, tani \u00ebsht\u00eb Kurti 2, dmth. n\u00ebnkuptohet q\u00eb ka dallim. Popullit kosovar siduket thjesht i ka ardhur n\u00eb maj\u00eb t\u00eb hund\u00ebs me politikan\u00ebt q\u00eb “din\u00eb shum\u00eb” por ama t\u00eb korruptuar dhe jo t\u00eb sinqert\u00eb. Kosova mbase kishte nevoj\u00eb dhe t\u00eb “vet\u00ebngush\u00ebllohet” sadopak me ndonj\u00eb doz\u00eb \u00e7ilt\u00ebrsie politike, pavar\u00ebsisht n\u00ebse di\u00e7 e till\u00eb t\u00eb ekzistoj\u00eb apo jo. S’ke si e di pa e provuar, pa e testuar ndonj\u00eb “ila\u00e7” ngush\u00ebllues. Vall\u00eb t\u00eb jet\u00eb Kurti 2 sadopak nj\u00eb “paracetamol” i dhimbjes. Anyway, 1 a 2 pilula \u00e7ilt\u00ebrsi s’mund t’i b\u00ebjn\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb d\u00ebm Kosov\u00ebs sesa demagog\u00ebt e korruptuar. Sa p\u00ebr zot\u00ebsin\u00eb kryeministrore tek duhet t\u00eb d\u00ebshmohet, por e qart\u00eb se n\u00ebse t’mos ishte i pafajsh\u00ebm, n\u00ebse t’mos ishte anti-populist i flakt\u00eb, retoricist energjik dhe karizmatik, populli s’do ta zgjedhte kurr\u00eb, e sidomos jo 2 x, ruana zot… populli kurr\u00eb s’gabon, as 1 x as 2 x, nj\u00eb populli t\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb s’ia hedh kush, madje as vet\u00eb populist\u00ebt : )<\/p>\n

Sidoqoft\u00eb, n\u00eb edicionin ton\u00eb duhet theksuar se Kosova e ka Parlamentin m\u00eb simpatik n\u00eb bot\u00eb, rrall\u00eb aty-k\u00ebtu ndodh\u00eb celebrohet me “bombash” t\u00eb tymit e me fishekzjarre, mir\u00ebpo Kuvendi i rutinave ordinere i ngjan\u00eb “klas\u00ebs 1”, asaj “klas\u00ebs s\u00eb urt\u00eb… t\u00eb shkoll\u00ebs fillore”. Deputet\u00ebt i ke t\u00eb qet\u00eb e t\u00eb sjellsh\u00ebm, secili n\u00eb vendin e vet, ende s’e njohin mir\u00ebfilli m\u00ebsuesen… e d\u00ebgjojn\u00eb me v\u00ebmendje kur flet, nuk p\u00ebrtypin “\u00e7am\u00e7akez”, jan\u00eb shembullor\u00eb dhe t\u00eb p\u00ebrkushtuar ndaj detyrave sht\u00ebpiake, n\u00eb xhepat e tyre njeriu s’gjen\u00eb as farash luledielli as “kikirika”, nuk merren me mobilofonat… nuk “chat-ojn\u00eb me dashnoret” mediatike, respektohet rendi e kuvendi, nuk grindet kush… e gjitha \u00e7far\u00eb shk\u00ebmbehet jan\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshjet, hetohet precizitet n\u00eb minutazhet tribunale, kur flasin n\u00eb foltore p\u00ebrdoret fjalor i thjesht\u00eb, sepse t\u00eb vet\u00ebdijsh\u00ebm: jan\u00eb duke folur p\u00ebr popullin, p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjitha t\u00eb mirat q\u00eb i takojn\u00eb popullit, Kosova \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e madhe sesa vet\u00ebm 1 Prishtin\u00eb-kryeqytet, e din\u00eb se ka sa t\u00eb duash varfanjak\u00eb, ende papun\u00ebsi e madhe, ende politika t\u00eb mjeruara sociale. P\u00ebrndryshe 80 katunde t\u00eb Drenic\u00ebs, sidomos dimrit… skllot\u00eb e furtun\u00eb, as t\u00eb dilet as t\u00eb rrihet, syt\u00eb e secilit frymor gozhduar n\u00eb “kutin\u00eb magjike”, t\u00eb gjitha fshatrat e baltosura t\u00eb “provinc\u00ebs” kot do i mbanin TV-t\u00eb hapur, m\u00eb mir\u00eb t’i p\u00ebrcillnin batutat e Treshi-P\u00ebrsheshit (dmth t\u00eb Cim\u00ebs, Qumilit e t\u00eb Lecit) sesa t\u00eb merreshin me seancat e kuvendit…<\/p>\n

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\nSa p\u00ebr ta hedhur n\u00eb shesh dallimin – bie fjala Kuvendi i Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb mozomokeq (dmth. jo “Kuvendi” si institucion i popullit, larg keqkuptimit, por… lexuesit e din\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb fjala). Krijohet p\u00ebrshtypja sikur na qenka ndonj\u00eb “kuvend mafioz\u00ebsh” t\u00eb Sicilis\u00eb, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb flasin me “metafora” e me kode sekrete, me thumba t\u00eb karamelt\u00eb t\u00eb cinizmit, me kunja t\u00eb \u00ebmb\u00ebl prej \u00e7okollatash t\u00eb sarkazmit, thuase zhargoni i deputet\u00ebve dhe i Kryeministrit na qenka ndonj\u00eb “kodeks”, apostafat i ujdisur p\u00ebr shoq\u00ebrin\u00eb sekrete “illuminati-ste”, thuase ndonj\u00eb “kod davin\u00e7ian” i trilluar p\u00ebr novelat policeske fiksionale, e jo p\u00ebr realitetin shqiptar, kodeks-gjuh\u00eb vet\u00ebm sa p\u00ebr t’i “lar\u00eb hesapet” pozita dhe opozita mes vete, vet\u00ebm sa ata t’merren vesh si do e ndajn\u00eb mjaltin e pekmezin, ama jo dhe populli do e ket\u00eb t\u00eb qart\u00eb “sa shkon t\u00ebrsh\u00ebra parlamentare”, s’e merr vesh kush se \u00e7’d\u00ebrd\u00ebllisin ashtu tek grushtosen me thumbash e me replika, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 “k\u00eblysh\u00ebria servile” p\u00ebrjashta… kuptohet, servilant\u00ebt e parti-zan\u00ebt i kuptojn\u00eb sinjalet, ata e kuptojn\u00eb “gjuh\u00ebn” e kuvendit… no problemos, madje dhe n\u00ebse t’ishin sinjale prej “tymi” t\u00eb apa\u00e7ve. Sa p\u00ebr bot\u00ebn, kot quhet seanc\u00eb e hapur parlamentare, gjoja publike (edhe hamamet ishin “publike”, gjithmon\u00eb do ngelin hamame). Mbushe sall\u00ebn me kamera, hidhe n\u00eb satelit e ku t\u00eb duash, vare n\u00eb Diell, b\u00ebje trans-universale… prap\u00eb kot, as vet\u00eb alien\u00ebt s’e marrin vesh “kodin” e Kryeministrit shqiptar dhe t\u00eb deputet\u00ebve…<\/p>\n

S’kemi foto, por le ta ilustrojm\u00eb sadopak me ndonj\u00eb citat konkret (s’ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi sa i vjet\u00ebr apo i fresk\u00ebt citati) – Kryeministri Rama i drejtohej L. Bash\u00ebs pakashum\u00eb k\u00ebshtu (fjal\u00eb gazetareske tani k\u00ebto, pasi ec e mbaji mend sakt\u00eb “metaforat” e tyre):
\n“o Lulo m’Lul… hajt shkoni e hani p\u00ebrshesh, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ju e keni ngr\u00ebn\u00eb dhe e hani p\u00ebrsheshin e Salushit, nd\u00ebrsa ti Salo ma thuaj pse s’mund ta “kalosh oqeanin” apo ke frik\u00eb t’han\u00eb peshkaqen\u00ebt, pandeh ti se oqeani na qenka Valbon\u00eb, i cek\u00ebt si Valbona, jooo o Salo jo, “oqeani \u00ebsht\u00eb i thell\u00eb”, sapo t’ik nga k\u00ebtu n\u00eb axhend\u00ebn time figuron nj\u00eb chat-bised\u00eb me “p\u00ebrtej-oqeanin” (ata m’kan\u00eb ftuar mua… jo un\u00eb, vet\u00eb s’kam guxim t’i lus p\u00ebr chat-a), Valbona s’ka peshkaqen\u00eb ama e ke menderosur o Salooo, me korrupsion e me shitje “hidrocentralesh”, tani e ke zgjatur gishtin kah gruaja ime, ta them se gruaja ime \u00ebsht\u00eb 100% e ndershme, s’i l\u00ebviz “xig\u00eblushja” as p\u00ebr ty as p\u00ebr askend (ok, k\u00ebt\u00eb t\u00eb “xig\u00eblushes” e shtuam ne vet\u00eb tani), gruaja ime s’\u00ebsht\u00eb “aksionere n\u00eb biznesin amerikan, as n\u00eb at\u00eb banken”, si\u00e7 ke shpifur ti shpifaraku i matufosur, p\u00ebrndryshe as un\u00eb s’do mund ta kaloja “oqeanin”, do ngelesha si ti matufi i “k\u00ebndej oqeanit”…<\/p>\n

Hm, kam frik\u00eb agjencia jon\u00eb s’e ka iden\u00eb si duhet “konvertuar-deshifruar” gjuha e Kryeministrit shqiptar dhe t\u00eb p\u00ebrdoret p\u00ebr “Lajmet” tona, e dim\u00eb q\u00eb p\u00ebrtej oqeanit \u00ebsht\u00eb Amerika… \u00ebsht\u00eb dhe Antarktida, ama aq, fjal\u00ebt e Kryeministrit tutje p\u00ebr neve jan\u00eb mjaft enigmatike. E cek\u00ebm m\u00eb lart se “parti-zan\u00ebt dhe elitar\u00ebt” i kuptojn\u00eb sinjalet, ata e kuptojn\u00eb “gjuh\u00ebn” e kuvendit, madje dhe n\u00ebse t’ishin sinjale prej “tymi”. Sa i p\u00ebrket citatit m\u00eb lart, p\u00ebr fat t\u00eb keq, ne s’mund ta sjellim ndonj\u00eb qart\u00ebsi p\u00ebr lexuesin. Superman-i ndoshta do ia dilte t’i deshifronte lloj-lloj citate, meq\u00eb ai i luante “2 role”, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 Super gjithkush e di q\u00eb Superman-i ishte dhe gazetar (Superman + Supergazetar)…<\/p>\n

Si p\u00ebrmbyllje e k\u00ebtij edicioni special, propozojm\u00eb q\u00eb Kuvendi shqiptar t\u00eb transformohet n\u00eb di\u00e7 si show-biz aksionar\u00ebsh, 51% kuvend i popullit, 49% i politikan\u00ebve, me nj\u00eb mbules\u00eb t\u00eb madhe pan-evropiane dhe globalistike padyshim do ia kalonte dhe “Comedy Central”, do ishte di\u00e7 si parajs\u00eb p\u00ebr ekonomin\u00eb shqiptare, do vileshin miliarda prej verdhushkash, p\u00ebrndryshe si\u00e7 \u00ebsht\u00eb tani… d\u00ebm i madh, komedit\u00eb e tyre dhe seancat “debatik-eske” gjithkush mund t’i p\u00ebrcjell pa pages\u00eb, n\u00eb Youtube e gjithandej \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

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