{"id":9879,"date":"2018-08-02T10:45:22","date_gmt":"2018-08-02T09:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=9879"},"modified":"2024-05-06T16:10:39","modified_gmt":"2024-05-06T15:10:39","slug":"theniet-me-te-mencura-te-berluskonit-nder-vite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=9879","title":{"rendered":"Th\u00ebniet m\u00eb t\u00eb &#8220;men\u00e7ura&#8221; t\u00eb Berluskonit nd\u00ebr vite!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>S. Guraziu &#8211; Dhjetor 2011 (Disa nga gafat dhe th\u00ebniet e Berluskonit nd\u00ebr vite, sipas Time Magazine)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. Jezusi miliarder<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8221;<strong>Un\u00eb jam Jezu Krishti i politik\u00ebs. Jam nj\u00eb viktim\u00eb, un\u00eb e flijoj veten p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb<\/strong>&#8221;- (2006, n\u00eb nj\u00eb miting)<\/p>\n<p>2. Engj\u00eblli i vog\u00ebl i Italis\u00eb<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<strong>P\u00ebr fat t\u00eb keq n\u00eb jet\u00ebn time s&#8217;kam marr\u00eb pjes\u00eb n\u00eb ndonje fest\u00eb t\u00eb eg\u00ebr a t\u00eb shthurur<\/strong>&#8221; (lidhur me thashethemet se kishte mbajtur ahengje t\u00eb shthurura diku n\u00eb vilat e tij)<\/p>\n<p>3. Diktatori dhe kali i tij<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<strong>Do marr guximin t\u00eb citoj nj\u00eb fraz\u00eb nga dikush q\u00eb konsiderohet si diktator, nj\u00eb diktator i madh dhe i fuqish\u00ebm, Benito Musolini. N\u00eb ditarin e tij jo shum\u00eb moti kam lexuar k\u00ebt\u00eb shprehje: &#8220;Thon\u00eb se un\u00eb kam pushtet. Kjo s&#8217;\u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb. Ndoshta zyrtar\u00ebt e partis\u00eb sime po. Mir\u00ebpo p\u00ebr vete s&#8217;di. E gjitha \u00e7far\u00eb un\u00eb mund t&#8217;b\u00ebj \u00ebsht\u00eb t&#8217;i them kalit tim t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb drejt apo majtas. Dhe duhet t&#8217;jem i lumtur me kaq<\/strong>&#8220;- (2010, n\u00eb nj\u00eb konferenc\u00eb shtypi pran\u00eb Organizat\u00ebs p\u00ebr Bashk\u00ebpunim Ekonomik dhe Zhvillim n\u00eb Paris)<\/p>\n<p>4. Veni Vidi Vici<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<strong>Kurr\u00eb s&#8217;kam paguar nj\u00eb fem\u00ebr. Un\u00eb kurr\u00eb s&#8217;e kam kuptuar se ku \u00ebsht\u00eb apo ku ngelet k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsia n\u00ebse ta keni humbur at\u00eb k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsin\u00eb e pushtimit<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; (2009, duke u p\u00ebrgjigjur per akuzat se kishte fjetur me nj\u00eb prostitut\u00eb)<\/p>\n<p>5. Pasuria Komb\u00ebtare<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<strong>Italia \u00ebsht\u00eb tani nj\u00eb vend madh\u00ebshtor p\u00ebr t\u00eb investuar&#8230; sot kemi m\u00eb pak komunist\u00eb, dhe ata q\u00eb jan\u00eb aty-ketu, e mohojn\u00eb q\u00eb kan\u00eb qen\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb. Nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr arsye p\u00ebr t&#8217;investuar n\u00eb Itali \u00ebsht\u00eb se kemi sekretaresha t\u00eb bukura&#8230; vajza t\u00eb shk\u00eblqyera<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; (2003, NYSE, Nju Jork)<\/p>\n<p>6. Rrezitur si \u00e7okollat\u00eb<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<strong>M\u00eb duhet t&#8217;jua p\u00ebrcjell p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetjet, nga nj\u00eb dikush, hm&#8230; si ishte emri i tij, si quhej &#8211; vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb minut\u00eb&#8230; ishte dikush me nj\u00eb &#8220;ten&#8221; prej \u00e7okollate, e gjeta&#8230; Barack Obama. Ju s&#8217;do ta besoni por ata kishin vajtur s\u00eb bashku n\u00eb plazh p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb nj\u00eb ngjyr\u00eb, sepse dhe gruaja e tij ashtu si &#8220;\u00e7okollat\u00eb&#8221; \u00ebsht\u00eb<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; (2009, n\u00eb nj\u00eb tubim politik)<\/p>\n<p>7. Zgjedhja e men\u00e7ur<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<strong>M\u00eb mir\u00eb t&#8217;jem i \u00e7mendur nga vajzat e bukura sesa t&#8217;jem homoseksual<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; (2010, n\u00eb nj\u00eb show moto\u00e7ikletash duke shpjeguar se p\u00ebrse skandalet e tij seksuale s&#8217;kan\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi)<\/p>\n<p>8. Gj\u00ebrat e arritshme<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;<strong>Gjeje nj\u00eb dashnor t\u00eb pasur. Ky sugjerim i imi s&#8217;\u00ebsht\u00eb aspak jorealistik&#8230;<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; (2010, n\u00eb nj\u00eb tubim politik duke ofruar k\u00ebshilla p\u00ebr femrat q\u00eb k\u00ebrkonin stabilitet financiar)<\/p>\n<p><a  href=\"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/theniet_me_te_mencura_te_berluskonit_nder_vite.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9880\" src=\"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/theniet_me_te_mencura_te_berluskonit_nder_vite.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1500\" height=\"1000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/theniet_me_te_mencura_te_berluskonit_nder_vite.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/theniet_me_te_mencura_te_berluskonit_nder_vite-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/theniet_me_te_mencura_te_berluskonit_nder_vite-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/letrat.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/theniet_me_te_mencura_te_berluskonit_nder_vite-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S. Guraziu &#8211; Dhjetor 2011 (Disa nga gafat dhe th\u00ebniet e Berluskonit nd\u00ebr vite, sipas Time Magazine) 1. Jezusi miliarder &#8211; &#8221;Un\u00eb jam Jezu Krishti i politik\u00ebs. Jam nj\u00eb viktim\u00eb, un\u00eb e flijoj veten p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb&#8221;- (2006, n\u00eb nj\u00eb&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/?p=9879\" class=\"more-link\">Lexo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-perkthime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/letrat.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}